The Red Jam Letter

[Booklight12 481]

Letters are pinned along your way to the empire of Khorvad they are hastily written and the words seem to be jumbled a bit making poor sentences. It to be made of a red ink. What is it? B.. Blood!? It looks like it, feels like it, even tastes like it.. Odd

 

"Woe! Woe! I would like to shed darkness upon this light that seems to be shining on our beautifully dreadful empire. The man Dared who calls himself the underking, a public ally of the lord Iblees, or Khorvad to some. He seems to be slowly falling into the light letting its disgustingness shed off on him. Proving to get worse and worse every day. Just this elven day he had kicked and even threatened to kill numerous people and those already in the cult of Khorvad. Perhaps, it is but a coincidence perhaps it is more. Though, I do tell you my dark brethren. Do watch him carefully. For he may be falling into the enemies grasps."

 

 

The letters are unnamed. Though written in comic sans, a clear indicator it must have been made by the most vile of people

[Tentoa 3161]

Sibala, catching one of the flier's in the wind looks over it. Though he cannot absorb it's message due to the hideous font. He crumples the paper, dropping it at his feet and shouting toward the sky. "COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

Upon catching word of the letter, Dared Starbreaker grins broadly, glancing about at the Khorvites gathered in the town center as he clears his throat loudly to gain their attention.

"People ov tae Empoire ov Khorvad. Tudaeh, a lettah 'as been doirected at meh, tellin' meh dat Oi 'ave been rude and unkoind tae othah cultists, even threatenin' em wit' death. Whoile tae firs' t'ing may be correc', Oi assure yeh, Oi make nae empteh threats. Dis is nae tae place fer dose 'o wroite in bluud, wield thin one-sided blades, er vomit up bone weapons. Worshippin' Khorvad doesnae make ye exempt from statin' who tae fok yeh are, woi tae fok are yeh 'ere, and who tae fok brough' yeh. Dat is 'ow yeh weed out tae fokin' snitches an' skanks dat cluttah evereh cornah. Oi stand boi moi methods ov doin' t'ings fer tae bettahment ov tae Kingdom. Dat is all." 

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.