Tom_Whiteman 949 Share Posted January 27, 2015 A clown chants outside a small merchant's cart, crying out towards the large audience gathered before him. He gives friendly waves and generous chuckles towards the children! "Twisty's Merchandises Welcome You!" "Hey all! Looking for that perfect toy for your child? Maybe that blood hungry sword you've been missing-- I've sure been blood thi--... Pardon me folks! Do you want to get your wife a beautiful patch of flowers?! Well come to Twisty's Merch', where all you can do is buy-buy-buy and you won't die-die-di--... Excuse me again folks! Are you looking for a clown when you're feeling down? Or perhaps your child wants one for a birthday party! I can even do weddings! Whatever you need I have, juggling, jokes, mysterious tricks, fun gags! All at Twisty's Merch'! What are you waiting for? Come buy-buy-die!" --Shop Soon-to-be!-- Iron: 7 Minas! Log: 1 Mina! Ingredients: 1 Mina! Interesting Gags: 10-100 Minas! Private Parties: 100 Minas! Public Parties: Free Service! Tips Welcomed! Hiding a Dead Body: 50 Minas! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huh 91 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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