The Halflings And A Beanstalk

[Heff 2460]

It was a clear, sunny day in Gimblewood. The halflings had gathered at the base of the massive plant that had been casting a shadow over the glistening lake. 

Slowly they followed after the infamous Sky Thief, climbing up the ropes he left for them as he ascended the beanstalk.

The group of halflings camped in the bottom of the cloud, distributing snacks and drinks for Third Breakfast.

After munching on some of Granny's famous cookies, the group of villagers spilled out into the castle in the Cloud. Making sure they were quite as ever... they came upon a snoring giant!

Passing the Giant with ease, The Sky Thief led the halflings into the kitchen! A hot tub sat for their enjoyment, how kind of the giant! Quickly Aster, Granny, Perdric, Charles, Bungo, and the Sky Thief were enjoying themselves playing with fun potatoes and celery... what a fun bath!

Folgo and Pippin were a little skeptical, the two obvious goofballs decided to stay out of the hot tub and walk around the kitchen. "Fee fi fo fum! Who awakens me from my slumber!?" Hollered an angry giant, standing in the doorway to the kitchen.

The Giant's sour expression quickly turned to a happy one, "Halflins found hot tub! Good. Get snacks now." The giant lumbered over to the halflings, throwing in spices and herbs... "Snacks." But oh no! A net had fallen atop the joyful party, the group became stuck in a tangly mess of rope and halfling! How would they escape? 

Luckily, Folgo had discovered the Sky Thief's belt. He removed a flask of ale, stuffing it with redstone powder and offering it to the giant. The dumb creature accepted the ale and was soon in a coughing rage as he clawed at his throat! Folgo hurled the Sky Thief's knife at the massive cauldron, the group cut their way out to aid their friends!

Waddling to their friends aid! The group of halflings bravely tricked and dodged the lumbering beast, eventually he came to have control of old Granny! How horrid! As he became more and more violent, a brave little halfling flung the knife at the Giant's face! Gasp, how scary! Blood spurted everywhere and the Giant collapsed against the table, whimpering for food, something glistened on his belt... a key! The halflings paraded up the stairs holding the key high above their heads. Soon they came upon a towering vault door and eased it open with the golden key. They had found the Cloud Ale, brewed by the Harvest Spirits themselves... so it is said.

The giant began to stir in the kitchen, the floorboards creaking under his massive weight.

"We must be off!" Shouted the burglar. Loading the ales into the carts, they pushed off into the sky and eased down a rope towards the ground, where they enjoyed a nice party and glasses of Cloud Ale!

 

[Rynelf 8]

Folgo shakes his head and smiles, "Tha' was sum par'y we 'ad."

[greygre 259]

"Oh darn, I was 'oo busy readin' books, n' I forgo' abou' i'." Amell says having missed the event

[Muse of Heart 16]

Granny Bramble smiles fondly remembering the adventure she had... while sitting in a wheelbarrow and using it as a wheelchair because of her broken legs.

[Heero 4092]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.