Akulgriizh Stew Recipe

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

A few papers sit in Thurak'Yar's library, there are versions both in the Orcish tongue and ones translated to the common tongue from Orcish runes.

 

 

Akulgriizh Stew (Iceblood Stew)

Ingredients:  - one Snow Elf's head

- as much blood from said Snow Elf's body that can be drained

- three cow legs

- two barrels of cow blood

- one mug of orc spit

- one slab of butter

- a live rabbit

 

Directions: - pour Snow Elf and cow blood into a large, preferably fire heated vat

- let the blood come to a simmer, klomp to pass the time

- drop rabbit into the boiling stew

- slowly pour mug of orc spit into the vat, it should begin to thicken

- place butter on top of the Snow Elf head, rub it into skin for best results

- drop Snow Elf's head into the vat and let cook for a day

 

This will feed two well fed orcs, one hungry orc, three goblins, and half of an olog.

For best results: - bathe in the stew after it has cooled, let sweat soak in... the more orcs that do this, the better!

- serve lukewarm

[herculean_wud 3662]

"Zuwndz lyk hozh uruk kwizine.. Mi muzt trii zum!" The Wargoth stated to himself, after his eyes had idly drifted over the page.

[Travista 1361]

"Ehur, mi gruk mi mite tri diz wid Elphaba duh witewuzh," Shreck'Lak remarks as he folds the paper, tucking it into a pouch.

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.