Bungo's Gardenin' an' Farmin' Services

[Free The Hobbits 859]

A poster is pinned onto the noticeboard of most settlements by a quiet, reserved Halfling with auburn hair. It appears to be an advertisement to have your fields harvested and replanted for a small fee

 

BUNGO'S GARDENIN' AN' 'ARVESTIN' SERVICES

 QUALIFICATIONS AN' STUFF:

Exper' Farmeh (Masterful) an' Cook (Veteran)

Me mum says I go' nice teeth an' a grea' personality

 

CONTACT AN' PAYMEN':

Send a bird t' Bungo Willowbo'om (Dr_Dovahkiin) in Sanctuary.

All crops 'arvested go straigh' t' ye own storage or pantry

The only thing I ask is ye repair me 'oe or 50 mina whicheveh is easieh fer ye t' do.

 

I also do prunin' an' bake large amounts of bread on request

 

[KarmaDelta 969]

"Ah onleh accep' black 'aflin's tuh work meh fahms. Dey're shuhn tuh beh 'ardah workahs dan yeh whoi'e uns.", comments Durack on the poster.

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Garmel reads Bungo's stupid advertisement, rubbing his chin as he thinks aloud to himself:

 

"When teh 'ell did weh star' acceptin' dem stupideh bigg'un mina'er as pa'ment. Gettin' moar an' moar impropah evarry fawkin' day! Wot nex'? Shoes?"

 

He chuckles to himself at the thought of Halflings wearing shoes.

 

"Neva' evah!" he whispers under his breath "Fawkin' Impropah."

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Andwise squeals as he reads over the mention of minae for payment

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Elad™ 560]

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