The Grubgoth's Song 'Les Albai'

[Angmarzku 1251]

Les

Albai...

Les albai, how mi lub les albai.

Lub tu chop agh serve litull albai.

Ash mi cut uff their heaydz.

Then mi pull ut their bunez.

Yub agh yub, bud their hozh delysh!

Les Albai

Les Albai

Hee Hee Hee Hur Hur Hur!

Wid ah cleaverh mi chup dem in dub!

Mi pull ut wut'z enzide agh mi serveh et up fried.

Krug, mi lub litul albai, dun' lat?

Heyr'z sumtin for teymptin duh palet...

Prepayrd en duh clazzyc technyque!

Ash lat pound duh albai flat wid ah mallet, 

Then lat zlash thruh dah zkyn, gib dah belly ah zlice,

Then lat rub zum zalt en 'cauze et makes et tazte hooozh!

Uh, nub! Mi mizzed ash!

Zkah, wub es diz?

Huw un Vailur ded mi mizz, zuch ah zweet zucculet litul albai?

Meh, zkah. Wub a lozz.

Heyr we gu, en thah zauce!

Nuw zum flour, mi gruk juzt ah dab.

Nuw mi ztuff lat wid bread agh it nub hurt, 'cauze lat flat!

Agh lat certainly lucky lat are!

'Caue ets gunna be hut en mi big zylver pot!

Toodle loo meh albai, gug'ye!

[herculean_wud 3662]

The Grubgoth sings to his hearts content as he toiled, preparing a grand pot of bubbling 'Les Albaiz.'

[idiot 502]

Garsto would hear of the song and go to listen, clapping after the GrubGoth finishes.

"Not bad, not bad at all."

The Adunian would say before walking off.

[Elad™ 560]

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