At the Burning of a Blarg

[Aesopian 1640]

~| The Filthy Tongue |~

 

Natur am red in tuth am klaw. Natur am hunur am rampaciuz. Natur am zelf-abzorbing. 

 

Da pulse ub Natur am ash ub flatz and reburf, dubbed tugethur az tightly ab dub anakondaz shaking. A beazty am born, and am eaten, anuder beazty am born, eatz and gruw, skahs, den growz uld am iz eaten. Chaoz and apafy. Diz am Right, diz am Hosh. 

 

Dis blarg burnz az a zymbol. Would latz nub prefur a tik wen rather den wif zultz, od is wif latz handz dat latz rip da nubhosh kuntz apart? Der zkinz and pokerz bazt azid, da trapping ob zivilization eschewed. Fiztz, rokz, ztikz -- da truest ob weapons are those which ar present all arund uz, existing in da Uzg un der own. 

 

Wud id nub be gosh tu, wifought da taint ub pinkeh and twieggeh, trambul a hundrud miles ub Oren fieldz intu da mud? Thuozands driven frum der blargs intu da wildz, wer most ub dem ztarv. Crown jewulz, captured and multed down, mikz wif buub irun, and dumped intu da zea.

 

 

 

 

Diz am da Uzg me peep.

 

~ March Ash

A blarg burns, and you are nearby. You find a message on a sandstone sheaf, scrawled in animal blood.

 

 

 

 

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

"Ah Uzg widowt da pinkehz agh twiggehz?!" he would say with a grunt, crossing his arms "Dahtz da mozt bubhozh ting ahnyazh avur blahed."

[Smaw 2376]

Kharak'Raguk shakes his head, wafting the sword in his hand around in the air. 

"Wud ah dumb'skah. Stickz cahn nud flat Pinkiez orh Twiggiez. Mi wunt id tuh bi quikh agh painvul zo mi cahn movhe ontuh dah negzt azh." He said, pointing for some of the Uzg's shamans to put out the fire with the help of the Spirits.

[Angmarzku 1251]

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