Ireheart Reformations

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15th of Snow Maidens, 1561

 

Word spreads throughout Uruguan that the ancient dwarven  clan, clan Ireheart, a clan infamous for their fearless warriors, has as of this date forth and for many years to come gone under the leadership of a new Clan father, Dain Ireheart.

 

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"Yeh all are fawkin' panzies, fawkin' everyt'ing up w'en eh left--"

 

"--D'ere's goin' teh be new fawkin' rules--"

 

"No more of t'is gey shi'ote, no fawkin' ifz and feh sure no butz--"

 

"--Fawkin' bookreaderz, none of t'at fawkin' panzie non-sense!"

 

"--WH'ERE TEH FAWK IS MEH CLAN'ALL!? I DUN CERE, GU FAWKIN' MINE UNE!"

 

"'Xcuse meh fer me temper d'ere. . . W'ere was I? Ooo' yeh, YER ALL FAWKIN' GETTIN' CONSCRIPTED TO TEH LEGION YEH USELESS FAWKZ AND YEH GETTIN' DRILLED DAILEH!"

 

"'Ow teh fawk are t'ese idiotz gettin' t'roo teh fawkin' test?!" -Pause- "YEH FAWKIN' REMOVED TEH IRE'EART TRIALZ!? FAWKIN' PANZIES, T'ATS BEIN' REINSTATED RIO'TE FAWKIN' NOW, YEH, YEH, YEH, YEH ARE ALL FAWKIN' PANZIES, FAWK YEH BE STORM'AMMERZ TILL YEH FAWKIN' GU GET MI SOME SKIN'N'EARZ!"

 

~Clan Father, Dain Ireheart

 

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Agnar sighs as his brother says some false things.

"Little brotha, no one removed the trails only the Stormhammer clan thin', our fartha took the Stormhammer clan away.."

Edited June 4, 2016 by legoboy7984
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