"My dear friends.."

[Jonificus 2741]

A letter would be slipped underneath your door in the middle of the night, if you looked for the courier through the window you'd only see a hooded man scurrying off to the next house.

 

"Dear Friend:

I have been requested by the Ker'norian National Diamond Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Ker'norian National Diamond Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for mining exploration in the Giant's Spine region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling 400,000 minas. The Ker'norian National Diamond Company is desirous of mining exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Ker'norian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Ker'norian citizen to assist the Ker'norian National Diamond Company, and also the Central Bank of Malinor, in moving these funds out of Ker'nor. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Holy Orenian Empire account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Ker'norian National Diamond Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Ker'norian National Diamond Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 40,000 mina of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Malinorian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least 1000 mina in a Ker'norian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Malinor.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Laureh'lin, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Ker'norian National Diamond Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Malinor.

Please send me a letter your earliest convenience to Aviary E, Johannesburg. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Ker'norian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Mithius Dalma."

[AGP 3169]

"I'm broke as **** sorry mate," says Richard.

[mmat 7460]

oscar looks to vailor where his ******* money is

[Jygg 330]

A certain Mali'Ker reads over the letter with a frown. His gaze soon reaches the bottom of the letter, eyes going wide before he tilts his head back slightly, the dark elf beginning to howl with laughter. "When did Mithius become a damn prince!?"

[Cave_Creature 467]

Faeinn reads through the missive five times over. "Wait... this doesn't seem right..." she finally remarks, putting away her coinpurse.

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

Warwick Rothesay gasps. "39,000 mina return? I must do it."

[Your Favorite Impure 736]

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