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[Catarrh 720]

((The spoilers screwed up. Don't know how to fix it. Sorry.))

 

   

   On the 7th of The Grand Harvest, 1583, a familiar face returns to the Orcish people, seeking them out, and sermonizing to them wherever any orc may be found: 

   "Deze pazt zevural yeerz, mi hav biin un pilgrimaj. Et wuz nub a pilgrimaj tu ani partikular holey playze ur zhrine, but wuz rathur a zakred wandurin' ob zurtz. Mi egzplured wild agh uninhabited playzez, agh harduned mi alreadi thik hide. Mi hav meditayted atop da highezt peekz ob frozun mowntaynz. Mi hav trod da zkorzched urth ob volkanik reejunz wheer da ayr bi klowded wif zmoke agh azh. Mi hav ztalked thru da undur-bruzh ob da jungulz, brayvin' da danjurz ob da mani predaturz dere.

   En mi travulz, mi have obzerv'd da zkaiz bai mornin'; liztened tu da voyze ob da wind bai day; gazed entu  fyurz bai evenin'; agh dreemed buth wunduruz agh terribul dreemz bai night. Awl ob egziztenze, buth waykin' agh zleepin', blah tu mi. Da zpirutz guyde mi thru da ztarz agh muun, agh drive mi un thru da zun. Dey whizpur en da grazz ob da feeldz agh murmur en da kayvz. Da wayvez ob da zea zhout tu dey whu lizten.

   Mi return diz dey frum mi pilgrimaj tu find mi peepul zkattured, agh dere blargz empti. Da ztreetz bi zilent. Da wallz hav biin thruwn duwn. Juzt az hozh tho. Mi nub liked dat goi muzch. Da urukz hav dun far hozhur. Zan'Orka; Zan'Vitar; Kodar'goi; Zan'Thraka. Deze wur goiz wurthey ob Krug! Ztill tho, mi bruddahz agh ziztahz bi levt wifowt a land. Da zharaz mowth boaztful tingz en der perpetual arroganze, agh der wuud albai harlutz hav zpat en da zhaduw ob Enrohk bai ztrezchin' der handz owt agenzt hiz zhrinez. Darûkûrz bûbri, afar angathfark agh vadokanuk, ashdautus vrasubatlat!" he suddenly shouts out in the Old Blah, clawing at the sky with hateful gesticulations, and spits on the ground before continuing, "Heed doze wurdz. Let dem bi da wurdz ob da Uruk peepul. Gruk dem, agh lawk dem en latz zpirut. 

  

 

 

 

 

   Meenwhile, da zpirut relm zkreemz, agh da bub'hozh powurz ob da univurze zhift. Mi heer da moanin' agh kreekin' ob awl realiti en mi zleep. Da h'azh armz hav fallun. Zuzch ez da prize ob dat zpirut'z betrayul, tho mi blah et wif a heavi zoul. Doze armz kud hav ubheld uz fur awl eturniti, had karelezznezz nub taykun huld ob owr Rex. Kharak wuz a hozh Rex, but hiz ambizhun owt-grew hiz wizdum. Noaw, dat whizch brawt uz zuzch powur haz biin layed luw, agh wi zuffur fur et. Da powurz wif whizch hi play'd am nub toyz, agh Orgon ez nub a howlur un a leezsh. Had hi gruk'd dat zuunur, tingz wud ztill bi az dey zhud bi. Led awl livin' zhamunz lurn frum hiz errur, agh praktiz due kawzhun when weeldin' zuzch powur.

   Noaw, Kinul ztandz wheer mi uld maztur agh da givur ob mi zight azh tik ztuud. Deze deyz weigh heavili un mi bunez. Noaw, hoawevur, ez nub a tik tu mourn. Noaw ez da tik tu zteel owrzelvez. Wi am nub az da zharaz, whu liv un thru der goiz agh land. Wi am nub az da albaiz, whu gruw fat ad da trawf ob komfort agh luxuri. Wi am nub az da gazat, whu hole ub en kayvez, agh find der zekuriti en rizchez. Wi am da Orkz, da kubz ob Krug. Owr ztrength ez tu bi fownd en hardzhip agh triul.

   Zinze da deyz ob da Anzientz, owr kind haz klomped fur evri morzel ob grub; evri kup ob watur; evri inzch ob land; evri breff ob ayr; agh evri zekund ob exziztenze. Deze deyz am nub tu bi lamented, bud led uz ztand tawl az evur. Led uz remembur whu wi bi. Deze deyz bi nub a grayve tu lie duwn en. Dey bi a kruzibul tu puritfai uz. Dey bi a fyur tu hardun owr zkinz. 

   Wi bi da urukz, goblunz, agh ologz. Wi bi da kubz ob Krug. Wi bi da Orkz. Peep upon latz anzezturz, bruddahz agh ziztahz, agh zhowt prowdli. Rayze latz luzkz, latz zultz, latz o'ligz, agh latz fiztz. Bayr latz tuzkz, ztand atop da bluudi agh brokun heepz ob latz enemeyz, agh roawr. Fur da zpirutz. Fur da Anzezturz. Fur Krug!" Malog calls on any orc willing to spread his words, and sends them gather their brethren. 

   
 

 

[SirVivor72 2]

Hograk listens intently to the old orc, absorbing every word with fascination. He had never heard such powerful ideals before, and before he knew it he was swept in the fantastic tale. As the wise orc finished his sermon, Hograk pumps his metal hand in the air. "Mi hud naevur hurd suh bubhosh agh puwurfhul wurdz bruddah! Mi aghre wid lat chompleetli, agh mi whil taek deez wurdz wid mi tah da graev!" Hograk scratches his chin before continuing. "Won theen mi dunt gruk iz dat houw wi arr guuna ztand op fur arrzelvs. Oren iz bubhosh, agh nutin wi kan du kan ztup dem. Houw wul wi klomp agenzt Oren?"

 

((Sorry for my terrible blah, I kinda just go with it for now. I'm still a new Orc xD))

[Catarrh 720]

Just now, SirVivor72 said:

Hograk listens intently to the old orc, absorbing every word with fascination. He had never heard such powerful ideals before, and before he knew it he was swept in the fantastic tale. As the wise orc finished his sermon, Hograk pumps his metal hand in the air. "Mi hud naevur hurd suh bubhosh agh puwurfhul wurdz bruddah! Mi aghre wid lat chompleetli, agh mi whil taek deez wurdz wid mi tah da graev!" Hograk scratches his chin before continuing. "Won theen mi dunt gruk iz dat houw wi arr guuna ztand op fur arrzelvs. Oren iz bubhosh, agh nutin wi kan du kan ztup dem. Houw wul wi klomp agenzt Oren?"

 

((Sorry for my terrible blah, I kinda just go with it for now. I'm still a new Orc xD))

   "Zumtikz," he replies patiently, "da onli wey tu rezpond tu a ztorm ez tu zimpli enduur et. Oren haz mani men agh muzch koyn, but wi wull alweyz hav owr identiti az lawng az wi am willin' tu ztand fur et. Mani uthurz hav zuld der zoulz tu da zharaz. Led dat nub bi blah'd ob uz. Evun iv lat muzt flat, flat klompin' fur latz prinzipulz. Flat wif honur. Indeed, lat mey flat. Lat mey liv. Eethur wey, huld un wif awl latz ztrength tu da tradizhunz ob da anzezturz. Da onli azh whu kan tayk latz identiti ez latzelf. Ztey truu tu Krug, agh lat wull alweyz hav da viktori, whethur lat liv ur flat. Wi bi da Orkz. Owr whule hiztori ez azh ob klawin', agh bitin', agh tearin', agh klompin'. Oren wull du wubevur Oren ez gonna du. Nub led dem blah lat wub lat gonna du tho, bruddah. Iv lat liv, liv boldli agh full ob thundur. Iv lat flat, flat lawfin' en da fayze ob latz enemi. Zimpli wayt agh enduur." Malog pats Hograk on the shoulder with a stoic nod.

 

   ((Your blah's not bad at all. If you need any help, the dictionary can be found here https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Blah Welcome aboard, by the way.))

[HedgeHug 2049]

"Ah familiahr faze" Shagarath mutters with a grin "Diz wihl bi intureztin'"