Thesis on Absenteeism

[Endovelicus 614]

 

The state of the current church is verily saddening. No priest is seen in the streets celebrating the Good News of the prophets. The so called “canonist” folk have fallen into sin, not by their own fault but by our own. Nostra Culpa. The few interested men of faith who wish to join the blessed institution of GOD and wish to serve Him through His church soon feel unfulfilled due to the lack of  education they are able to receive from priests and bishops Why? Because there are none in the cities! They are in the vineyards their senorial manors in the countryside, eating and drinking and merry making, while their flock suffers. Many times I hear priests, the few that I encounter that is, that the empire is evil and takes away from church power, and I tell you this brothers of faith: That is your fault. How many masses have been said in Johannesburg? Last I heard it’s been years! Godanistan is merciful as not all princes and doctors of the church are plagued by sloth. The good clerics of the north, of the Ruskan tradition are the few men of the cloth who seem to bear the burden of Horen. The burden to lead their flocks to salvation.

 

To the clergy of the south and all clerics who spend their times feasting instead of teaching, I beseech thee: Come back to the cities, the villages, the hamlets by the creeks. Go out and give the Good News! Spread the light of Godanistan, His true word, spread salvation as you once did. Leave your manorial homes and your excess as God said: “For I have given to thee the pleasures of the world, and they shall relieve thee in the theatre of virtue. And thou shalt take them in restraint, and shalt not become a thing of vulgar enjoyment like the beasts of the earth.”

 

Vladimir the Penitent, Deacon of this Holy Church.

[Gnomistry 1115]

High Exarch Yaroslav I gives his signature of approval.

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

Cardinal Luminous Rothgard stamps his approval, "We are in a dire situation indeed."

[_mkkk_ 194]

A brunette, curly haired maiden would glaze her eyes over the thesis with a simple sigh. Allowing it to remain preserved, she pushes it aside with a flick of her fingers before squinting with her left eye towards it. Suddenly, she'd pull it back to her chest in order to stash it for later.

"You wonder why people are absent? You know the answer for we all do. The lack of interference in the natural world from your Creator and the Saints has driven people away to better things. The only blessing you humans receive is your unreal ability to cultivate numbers through screwing any manageable woman in sight! Perhaps if you let these fair gals join the ranks, join the political and religious groups, you'd see a difference in activity."

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

"Can someone write a thesis on why the **** snelfski and green shitskins are being hired by the Church? God only loves MAN!" says random peasant displeased having to sit among non-humans during service.

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

13 minutes ago, _mkkk_ said:

A brunette, curly haired maiden would glaze her eyes over the thesis with a simple sigh. Allowing it to remain preserved, she pushes it aside with a flick of her fingers before squinting with her left eye towards it. Suddenly, she'd pull it back to her chest in order to stash it for later.

"You wonder why people are absent? You know the answer for we all do. The lack of interference in the natural world from your Creator and the Saints has driven people away to better things. The only blessing you humans receive is your unreal ability to cultivate numbers through screwing any manageable woman in sight! Perhaps if you let these fair gals join the ranks, join the political and religious groups, you'd see a difference in activity."

A human patiently awaits a canonist crusade on some upjumped 'maiden.'

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

5 hours ago, _mkkk_ said:

A brunette, curly haired maiden would glaze her eyes over the thesis with a simple sigh. Allowing it to remain preserved, she pushes it aside with a flick of her fingers before squinting with her left eye towards it. Suddenly, she'd pull it back to her chest in order to stash it for later.

"You wonder why people are absent? You know the answer for we all do. The lack of interference in the natural world from your Creator and the Saints has driven people away to better things. The only blessing you humans receive is your unreal ability to cultivate numbers through screwing any manageable woman in sight! Perhaps if you let these fair gals join the ranks, join the political and religious groups, you'd see a difference in activity."

"I'll show you divine interference in the natural world!", says Cardinal Luminous Rothgard watching the Holy Sers of the faith militant shine their steel.

5 hours ago, Good Guy Shady said:

"Can someone write a thesis on why the **** snelfski and green shitskins are being hired by the Church? God only loves MAN!" says random peasant displeased having to sit among non-humans during service.

"First the snelves then the world... all shall bow to GODs graces. No man shall find shadows in the light of the LORD."

[AGP 3169]

"Religion is just kinda sucky and boring," says Constantine.

[_Bueno_ 492]

"The irony of this is not lost on me." Humbert says from the seven skies.

[Valentyn 136]

*Smiles while looking over the thesis