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    Oijin / Periander / Tomas / Gurido
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  1. "Sorry I wasn't a better alchemy teacher to you Shin-" Before he could finish, the white inferno the Shugo became and the potent demonic power of Shinji would explode with the aid of 11 Blasting potions. Oijin used to beat Shinji in the alchemy lab with a bamboo cane for lazy work for he expected only the best out of the Oyashi diaspora at that point in time as a Lector, having seen the fall of Yong Ping to laziness and iniquity. It wasn't until it was too late Oijin learned he had to teach his people about honor, virtue, integrity, community, comradery - and love. "You did pretty good Shinji, if you weren't an evil sack of shit I think you could've been a Lector! Ka-ka-ka!" In the soulstream taking the highway to the Hyper War, Oijin chuckled heartedly with the Red Lich. One bound to fusion dance with Machiman, the other bound to be a general in the armies of hell - no doubt they would fight again. For now the fight for the Oyashiman spirit had been settled. But this was not the first battle and it would not be the last. If there was one thing Gashadokuro picked up from Oijin perhaps besides alchemy, it was Oijin's pettiness.
  2. Shugo Kato, had he not died moments after becoming the Divine Wind, would have mourned the sacrifice of the Cardinal and volunteer in Uncle O’s army. “Arigato for your service, strongest of the Barnetts,”
  3. In a time before tragedy, Uncle O remembered fondly the spring months in Sakura-Gakure peaking from his workshop to see Haneki tutoring his grandson Oro beneath the Iron Sakura trees. How times were so much more like Season 1 Naruto instead of Shippuden back then.
  4. Shugo Kato Oijin had no time to grieve for the death of his ally and friend, having fallen after in battle. But Shugo Kato loved his battle brother and had intended to leave him something - now falling to his next of kin.
  5. Unable to claim each others' inheritances from one another, some solace was found in their reunion in the hereafter. True friends in life and then in death - another chapter in the five hundred year long friendship of the Waldenian and the Oyashiman. "SEE YOU IN THE HYPER WAR, BRANDT-SAN!"
  6. Yare yare three days mourning and then get over it and get a life - I raised no cry babies in this army!

  7. KATO OIJIN lived petty and angry, giving up his immortality and committing murder-suicide on his former alchemy student the Red Lich Daimyo GASHADOKURO (Hirano Shinji, you will know his name). With the loss of his little sister Akemi to banishment, he thought his dreams would never be fully realized and left incomplete - to fulfill his first vow to Zhao Ting Fung to defend his children from the wicked and evil that terrorized the Jade-State of Yong Ping. Perhaps he devolved into an Asura by the end of his bout with the Red Lich Daimyo, fed only by vengeance and wrath at what he perceived as fate shortcoming him. Or he became a Solar man having finally lost ‘the self’ and overcome his internal suffering. Or perhaps he learned nothing at all his whole life and like a crab in a bucket, he would drag The Laughing Hag’s son with him into the Hyper-War via 11 blasting potions and the implosion of the Red Lich’s power so neither of them got to see their dreams come true. And then KATO OIJIN died petty and angry. Kato Oijin the Black Swordsman, The Shuul Shugo ‘Uncle - O’ Best Engineer Born on the 5 SA in the Year of the Nyazoku, Died on 189 SA in the Year of the Nyazoku “I used to be a Lectoooor.” Victor’s Justice Score: 1-0 Templar Trophy Count: 9 “Immortality Is not self preservation But lies in action” (credit to Trinn) SORRY WE COULDN’T GO BACK TO OYASHIMA TOGETHER, BUDDIES. THIS GEAR STOMACH IS OUT OF RED OIL! I OVERCLOCK TOO HARD. YARE YARE, I WISH THERE COULD HAVE BEEN MORE TIME. THERE WAS SO MUCH I STILL WANTED TO SEE AND DO WITH YOU. SO MUCH MORE TO SHOW AND TEACH YOU. OUR STORY WAS INCOMPLETE. IT’S NOT FAIR, BUT UNMEI DATTA - IT WAS FATE. I’M ANGRY BUT OWARI DA, THE NEGATIVE KANI CAUGHT UP WITH ME. IT WAS FATE THAT DID ME IN. I WAS MEAN TO TOO MANY GAIJIN ELVES AND KILLED TOO MANY CRY BABY YOKAI. TO MY FAMILY I LEAVE YOU UNDER LORD ORO OF CLAN KATO. LISTEN TO THESE WORDS OF A DEAD OLD MAN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID HOPING YOU, MY PEOPLE, HEAR ME. I WAS NOT THE STATE. WE WERE ALL THE STATE. AND WE BUILT THIS STATE NOT FROM A THRONE BUT FROM A SMITHY AND A FORGE, I WAS A MERE GEAR IN OUR WAR MACHINE. I COULD NOT DO WHAT I’VE DONE WITHOUT YOU - THE CITIZEN OF KOYO-KUNI - THE OYASHI, THE RAH’TUMANS, THE LI-REN, THE HOU-ZI, THE AL-MONA. THE SAMURAI. OUR ALLIES AND THE VOLUNTEERS. MY BROTHERS, MY SISTERS, MY NEPHEWS AND MY NIECES. MY BUDDIES. ALONE WE ARE OBSCURE GEARS AND PIECES OF NICHE PURPOSE. BUT TOGETHER, UNITED IN MOTION, WE ARE A FLUID MECHANISM ENGINEERED TO COMMIT JUSTIFIED MURDER. MANY OF YOU HAVE SERVED IN YOUR STATIONS WELL IN THIS WAR, ARIGATOGOZAIMASU. YOU HAVE HONORED ME AS YOUR GENERAL, COMMANDER AND CHIEF. I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING. TO THOSE WE HAVE LOST, YOU HAVE HONORED ME AS WELL. REST NOW. LET THE LIVING CARRY ON YOUR MANTLE. I WAS A MERE PIECE OF OUR WAR MACHINE. A COMPONENT PRONE TO WEAR AND GRIEF. A PIECE THAT WOULD BREAK, A PIECE THAT COULD BE REPLACED WITH SOME ELBOW GREASE. THIS WAS CERTAIN, THIS WAS INEVITABLE. WHAT KIND OF GENERAL WOULD I BE IF I WOULD NOT BEAR THE SAME DANGERS AS YOU - MY LOYAL FREEDOM FIGHTERS? MY BATTLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS? BUT THERE WAS NO GREATER HONOR THAN TO DIE FOR OUR STATE. TO DIE FOR YOU, AS MANY HAD DIED FOR US BEFORE JUST SO WE COULD BE HERE TODAY. I HOPE IT WAS GLORIOUS, I WOULD LAMENT A WASTEFUL, QUIET DEATH THAT DID NOT SERVE YOU! RETIREMENT WAS NEVER AN OPTION. I NEVER FEARED THE REAPER, I ONLY FEARED LETTING YOU DOWN. I’M SORRY I COULD NOT FINISH THE JOB. THAT I COULD NOT BE THERE TO FIGHT BESIDE YOU AGAINST ALL OF OUR ENEMIES. THERE WERE TOO MANY. WHEN I’M GONE THEY WILL POINT THEY WILL SHAME THEY WILL TRY TO GIVE ME BAD AND EVIL NAMES, CALLING ME A HOME STEALER, A TAX MAN, A MURDERER, A WAR CRIMINAL, AN ALCHEMY GRIEFER, A SOCIALIST TOTALITARIAN DICTATOR. LAUGH AT THEM AND TELL THEM TO GO OUT WITH HONOR AND TO KEEP THEMSELVES SAFE. RATIO THEM. THEY ARE SAVAGES, AND DEAD MEN CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM SLANDER. EVERYTHING DONE WAS WITH LOVE - FOR YOU! THERE WAS JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME. CREMATE ME AND SCATTER MY ASHES WITH OLAI’S IN THE SAKURA MORI. I FEAR I WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN IN THE SKIES IF I AM BOUND TO HYPER-WAR CONSCRIPTION FOR THE GRAVE PAIN I’VE DEALT MANY, SO PUT US TO REST UNDER THESE BEAUTIFUL CHERRY BLOSSOM TREES WE MIGHT NOURISH THEM IN DEATH TOGETHER. SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THESE CHERRY BLOSSOMS. THREE DAYS MANDATORY MOURNING, AND THEN GET OVER IT AND GET A LIFE. DON’T LET OUR DREAMS DIE. FINISH THE MISSION. KILL GASHADOKURO. REBUILD OUR WARRIOR CLASS. REBUILD OUR VILLAGE. FINISH THE NEW CONSTITUTION. REDO FESTIVAL, COMMITTED TO THE SPIRIT OF OUR FRATERNITY AND HOMESTEAD. MAKE TIGER KINGDOM WILDLIFE SANCTUARY. FIND THE ONE PASSAGE. KILL GASHADOKURO AGAIN. CONQUER THE SAKURA MORI. BUILD THE OWYNIUM. BECOME SHOGUNATE. RETURN HOME. OUR DREAMS KEEP ME ALIVE. TATAKAE! TATAKAE! UNTIL THE LAST SAKURA BLOSSOM FALLS. TATAKAE! SO MANY WHO WERE UNABLE TO BE WITH US. LECTOR STOR, QUEEN AMAYA, HAJIME AIZUMI, HAJIME TANAKA, RUNE, KATO MAKOTO, KATO EREN, PETER STROHEIM. TATAKAE! DON’T FORGET THEIR NAMES. EACH SACRIFICE WE MAKE MUST BE FOR THEM AND ALL OF THOSE WHO FELL VICTIM TO THE STARVING SKELETON. TATAKAE! PASSIVITY IS THE DEATH OF US. TATAKAE! IN THE SPIRIT I WILL MANIFEST. MAKE THE V SIGN TO THE SKIES AND GOD WILLING EVEN IF YOU CANNOT SEE ME I’LL BE ON THE SUN AND SURE SEE YOU! TATAKAE! I WAS NOT YOUR FATHER, I WAS NOT YOUR FIRST SHUGO. BUT I WAS YOUR UNCLE-O. AND MY, IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO WATCH YOU ALL GROW. NOW SHOW ME HOW FAR YOU WILL GO. DO ME ONE LAST FAVOR AND HEED YOUR DEAD GENERAL’S LAST ORDERS; KEEP YOUR LITTLE PINK BOOK CLOSE AND TRUST IN THE STRATOCRACY. PLEDGE YOUR HEARTS TO THE IRON LADY SHUGO UGOKOYAMA ATSUKO, MOTHER OF SAKURA-GAKURE AND THE SCATTERED SUN! GANBATTE SISTER! EARN OUR PEACE! SEE YOU ON 0 KAMIJIKAN. STRONG RETURN 💪 強いリターン
  8. woah can u grandfather me plz? i won't troll i swear
  9. “Not in my backyard!” complains Shugo Kato knowing smogger bloods and voidal crips could never get along. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY
  10. "See you in the Hyper-War, old friend," Shugo Kato pledged. Machiman deserved only the bravest to defend the Heavens and Celestial court.
  11. The Third Treaty of Sakuragakure In effect as of the Year of the Butajin, 188 SA (1073 Kamijikan) PREAMBLE The contents of this passage shall serve as the peace and non-aggression agreement between the Banu Al-Mona Tribe and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate as well as the official cessation of the Jihad of 169 SA upon Rah’tuma. All parties signing this pact declare adherence to its terms under oath of blood, honor and soul to our ancestors. As such, the details of this treaty are listed below. 1. The Banu Al-Mona Tribe and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to the cessation of the declared Jihad of 169 SA revolving around the Rah’tuman-Orcgrimmar conflict of the Holy Land. While such conflict had been exasperated by third party elements, it amounted to no incursions made by the Qalasheen in an official capacity and it is in the interest of both cousin farfolk to make peace. 2. The Banu Al-Mona Tribe will join Uncle O’s army to help in the campaign against Gashadokuro in the western campaign as an official jihad. 3. The Banu Al-Mona Tribe shall settle within the Shugonate and rent a campsite for their caravan and pay a tax of 50 mon (mina) per Kami week to the Shugonate. The Banu Al-Mona Tribe shall show blueprints to the Stratocracy before the parking of this caravan within the Shugonate. 4. The Sheikh of the Banu Al-Mona Tribe shall receive the privileges of, the rights of and will be expected to uphold the obligations of the Shōya as detailed in the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate’s Constitution including rallying in defense of the Shugonate in times of emergency and leaving foreign diplomatic matters to the Stratocracy during their tenure with the Shugonate. 5. The Banu Al-Mona Tribe, should their nomadic life lead them elsewhere, shall give a two kami week notice to the Stratocracy (The Koyo-Kuni Government) of their departure where tax shall be paid for those two kami weeks after notice. By the judgment of our ancestors, this document is adhered by and those after them under oath of blood, honor and spirit, KATO OIJIN the Black Swordsman, Shugo of Koyo-Kuni, Governor of Sakuragakure and Protector of the Farfolk and Descendants of Ai-Zho LADY ATSUKO of UGOKOYAMA the Wayfarer, Shugodai of Koyo-Kuni, The Iron Lady of Sakuragakure and the Light of Gushiken Academy Atemu-Ta, Pharaoh of Rah'tuma SHEIKH, Abdur Razzeeq al-Mona, Sheikh of Al-Fahkri and The Banu Mona, Sword of Allah, Defender of the Qalasheen. عبد الرزاق المنى SAYYID, Mehmed ibn Omar Kharadeen, Grand Imam of Al’iiman Rashidun, Descendant of Al-Mahdi and The First Caliph, Protector of The Faithful ___________________________________________________________________________________ "Peace after 19 years of jihad," Shugo Kato makes the serene face with peace amongst the Farfolk at last.
  12. The Second Treaty of Sakuragakure In effect as of the Year of the Butajin, 188 SA (1073 Kamijikan) PREAMBLE The contents of this passage shall serve as the peace and non-aggression agreement between the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate. Both parties signing this pact declare adherence to its terms under oath of blood, honor and soul to our ancestors. As such, the details of this treaty are listed below. 1. The Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to uphold the peace between their realms and their vassals and to resolve disputes between their lands amiably and honorably. Both states agree to not campaign against one another’s sovereignty or aggress upon eachother’s people in a pact of Non-Aggression. -The tenet does not apply to defensive agreements made prior to this agreement. Fulfillment of prior defensive agreements will NOT be taken as breaking this treaty. 2. Both parties recognize one another’s sovereignty and border claims of incorporated and unincorporated lands. 3. Both parties agree to the practice of cultural exchange between their peoples in hopes of learning and growing from one another. 4. Both parties agree to the sharing of intelligence and the cooperation of campaigning against Do’Badders and Yokai (Darkspawn, Netherdoers, supernatural anomalies) when requested. 5. The duration of this treaty shall last 10 years where both parties will reconvene to discuss the renewal or development of the relations between both parties. By the judgment of our ancestors, this document is adhered by and those after them under oath of blood, honor and spirit, KATO OIJIN the Black Swordsman, Shugo of Koyo-Kuni, Governor of Sakuragakure and Protector of the Farfolk and Descendants of Ai-Zho LADY ATSUKO of UGOKOYAMA the Wayfarer, Shugodai of Koyo-Kuni, The Iron Lady of Sakuragakure and the Light of Gushiken Academy HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, Ivan VIII, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Hochmeister of the Marian Retinue, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Slesvik, Solvesborg, and Ulgaard, Duke of Carnatia, and Vanaheim, Margrave of Korstadt, Rothswald, and Vasiland, Count of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Markev, Nenzing, Siegrad, Torun, Toruv, Valdev, and Werdenburg, Viscount of Varna, Baron of Astfield, Buck, Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, and Rytsburg, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector and Lord of the Highlanders, etcetera. HER ROYAL MAJESTY, Nataliya I, Queen of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Hochmeister of the Marian Retinue, Princess of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Solvesborg, Slesvik and Ulgaard, Duchess of Carnatia and Vanaheim, Margravine of Korstadt, Rothswald, and Vasiland, Countess of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Markev, Nenzing, Torun, Toruv, Valdev, and Werdenburg, Viscountess of Varna, Baroness of Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, Rytsburg, and Astfield, Lady of the Westfolk, Protector and Lady of the Highlanders, etcetera. HIS SERENE HIGHNESS, Marius Nikolas, Grand Prince of Kusoraev HER EXCELLENCY, Milena vas Ruthern, Lady Emissar of Hanseti-Ruska, Kossaras of the Walton Order of the Unyielding
  13. The Treaty of Kal'Kladian In effect as of the Year of the Butajin, 188 SA (1073 Kamijikan) PREAMBLE The contents of this passage shall serve as the peace and non-aggression agreement between the Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate, serving as the successor to the Treaty of Nor-Velyth, 166 SA and taking into account the since founded independence and sovereignty of the Village Hidden in the Cherry Blossoms. Both parties signing this pact declare adherence to its terms under oath of blood, honor and soul to our ancestors. As such, the details of this treaty are listed below. 1. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to uphold the peace between their realms and their vassals and to resolve disputes between their lands amiably and honorably. Both states agree to not campaign against one another’s sovereignty or aggress upon eachother’s people in a pact of Non-Aggression. - The tenet does not apply to defensive agreements made prior to this agreement. Fulfillment of prior defensive agreements will NOT be taken as breaking this treaty. 2. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate hereby reaffirm their recognition of one another’s sovereignty and right to rule their respective realms. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan affirms its recognition of the claim of the Enchanted Forests (Sakura Mori), the Cursed Forests (Norowareta Mori), and the unincorporated the Dark Forests (Kurai Mori) with the exception of a sliver of the Dark Forest allowed for the Grand Kingdom to incorporate and prospect. In turn, the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate recognizes the Grand Kingdom of Urguan’s claim to the entirety of the Highland Mountains, its claims to the Fjord as well as the western half of the Highlands. 3. The Grand Kingdom of Urguan and the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate agree to the exchange of a tax-free trade stall in each other's capitals to encourage trade and the free movement of citizens between nations guaranteed without detainment. Each stall is expected to be kept regularly stocked within reason. 4. Both governments agree to the shared access of netherite and copper from their respective mines. It is agreed upon though that civilians will have priority rights to their respective nation’s resources though should state sanctioned miners arrive during the other parties’ visit. 5. Both parties agree to the practice of cultural exchange between their peoples in hopes of learning and growing from one another such as hosting festivities 6. Both parties agree to a defensive pact in the fight against iniquity, agreeing to the sharing of intelligence and the cooperation of campaigning against Do’Badders and Yokai (Darkspawn, Netherdoers, supernatural anomalies) when requested. 7. The duration of this treaty shall last 5 years where both parties will reconvene to discuss the renewal or development of the relations between both parties. It is agreed that should either sovereign be succeeded the treaty is rendered inert and both parties will agree to meet to renew diplomacy. By the judgment of our ancestors, this document is adhered by and those after them under oath of blood, honor and spirit, KATO OIJIN the Black Swordsman, Shugo of Koyo-Kuni, Governor of Sakuragakure and Protector of the Farfolk and Descendants of Ai-Zho LADY ATSUKO of UGOKOYAMA the Wayfarer, Shugodai of Koyo-Kuni, The Iron Lady of Sakuragakure and the Light of Gushiken Academy Ulfar Kazzarathsson of the Elder Clan Starbreaker, Grand King of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Thane of the Elder Clan Starbreaker, Kahl of Kaz’ad Nolvaraz, High Lord Golemancer NARVI Kings Hand
  14. just like the 2016-17 forum mod wars yare yare 🚬

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