Bored?

[MangoArt 399]

If you're bored, check out this website: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=alienrace

It generates random descriptions of alien races but are oftentimes hilariously ironic.

 

Post some of your favorites here, here are mine:

 

The massive race. Biologically they are inclined to be thieves. They are evolving quickly. They can change genders under certain conditions. Their major advancements are in terraforming. They control only one planet.

 

The elegant race of humanoids. This race is eyeless. They have five elongated manipulatory limbs. This race is able to adhere to solid surfaces, making climbing easy. They can roll themselves into a protective ball. They have only one child at a time. Their society is dependent on one technology: force fields. They despise originality. Their species is very diverse in individual appearances.

 

The malformed, energy-based race that resembles the unicorn of earth mythology. This race has elongated limbs. They are carnivores. Their government is a dictatorship. They are ancient, widespread, and powerful. A past war nearly destroyed them completely. They come from a low-gravity, desert-like, mineral-rich world that is known for its odd weather.

 

That last one has a lot going on...

[Balthasar 2497]

huh... that's interesting

[Archipelego 2188]

this is a gift

[LadyRebecca 1050]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.