To Ash, From Gold

[Gump 115]

 

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To Ash, From Gold

War Cries and the clanking of armor can be heard as the Goblin forces of the United Trade Federation amass at the base of Kal’Arakh. The Goblins would be led by former dwarf hero Grumbis Frostbeard, and the Wargoth Schnub’Nub. The Fighting force would be equipped with the finest demolition equipment mina can buy. Grumbis would shout, “Pillage ‘an destroy ev’ything lads! Burn ‘et tu the ground, leave nothin’ for teh’ filthy dwed of teh Kingdom o’ Urguan!” Hordes of Goblins would pour into the city, smashing and burning everything in sight. “Take whatevah’ you lads desire! ‘Ets all yers lads! HAR HAR HAR!” Buildings crashed to the ground as ash rose into the air. The cries of innocent Dwarves filled the night sky, as they were all butchered mercilessly by the Goblin onslaught. Schnub’Nub would shout, “Lat goyz bettah DEZTROY  ebwethin’! Do nub let ANYWUN foind out aboot mi pazt life!” Goblins would then pour into the tunnels beneath Kal’Arakh, caving them in, causing the city to shake and rumble. Smoke would continue to rise from the city, but no help would arrive. The city had fallen, the riches had been plundered. The once magnificent city of Yolwin was all but a pile of ash, and rubble.

Kal’Arakh falls circa (6/28/17)

 

[MinionManXDD 503]

The greedy goblin, Schnub'nub, would sling a sack of LOOT over his shoulder as he leaves the burning city, "Yar har har. Diz ziteh iz unzalvajedabal! YAR HAR HAR!"

[Quirkyls 484]

Wargoth Othmgakh'Gorkil would shake his head and condemns the actions of the goblins.

[Shuggie_ 252]

After hearing of Grumbis's actions Clan Father Rudok would become enraged, "I will nay tolerate thes' act 'ov aggression' on our people. 'Ah denounce yeh Grumbis, you are nay a Frostbeard anymore."

[Soggy365 162]

The Lord of Kal'Arakh, Aldal Ireheart, wades alone through the sea of ash left behind by the brutal assault, his eyes stinging with the sharp, blistering heat of smoke. He scoops up a handful of the grey, crumby matter with his good hand, letting it fall through his fingers slowly. He wipes his eyes on the back of his sleeve, a resolute and grim expression seizing his face. With a bestial howl full of rage and loss, he roars at the clouds.

"Weh shall 'ave our vengeance! Deh Irehearts will ne'er forget this betrayal!"

[herculean_wud 3662]

GAATH from REX Kuntklobbera to Schnub of Clan Nub

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Brosh momoskaher,

 

For your crimes against our friends and allies the dwarves, your status of WARGOTH will be REVOKED. Clan Nub will hereafter retain the status of CHIEFTAIN, which puts the individual SCHNUB'NUB at no higher authority of any regard, bar within his clan. He will no longer have the privilege of attending meetings, or any akin privileges, lest he repents his dishonour  by proving to the Rex his worth.

 

Meet with me as soon as possible.

 

With Love From,

 

KUNTKLOBBERA'RAGUK THE SKAHING HONORABLE, REX OF THE WAR NATION OF KRUGMAR, EMBODIMENT OF LEYD AND CONTRIVER OF KRUG HIMSELF

 

p.s Skah lat.

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ANG GUND GRIISH

[TJBMinecraft 821]

Throri "Warmheart" Frostbeard, Captain of the bearguard would hear of the news and would send as letter to his close friend Adal Ireheart reading

 

"Oi will foight wit' yer my friend, t'is traitorous frostbeard's acts will not go unpunished"

[ChaoticallyCheshire 637]

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