Gump

“5 mina”

“REMEMBER THE ALAMO“-Derick The Short-Blade, circa. 1933

Grumbis would open up his remaining milky eye as smoke bellows from his gut, “Yssup...”

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Not tryna flex, but I think I can bench more than four plates

-1 not cool bro stop memeing on my friCkeen thread bro!~!!!!

Okay guys so this is like very epick sad, please five retweets and plus 1's XC

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emersion tunage; To Ash, From Gold War Cries and the clanking of armor can be heard as the Goblin forces of the United Trade Federation amass at the base of Kal’Arakh. The Goblins would be led by former dwarf hero Grumbis Frostbeard, and the Wargoth Schnub’Nub. The Fighting force would be equipped with the finest demolition equipment mina can buy. Grumbis would shout, “Pillage ‘an destroy ev’ything lads! Burn ‘et tu the ground, leave nothin’ for teh’ filthy dwed of teh Kingdom o’ Urguan!” Hordes of Goblins would pour into the city, smashing and burning everything in sight. “Take whatevah’ you lads desire! ‘Ets all yers lads! HAR HAR HAR!” Buildings crashed to the ground as ash rose into the air. The cries of innocent Dwarves filled the night sky, as they were all butchered mercilessly by the Goblin onslaught. Schnub’Nub would shout, “Lat goyz bettah DEZTROY ebwethin’! Do nub let ANYWUN foind out aboot mi pazt life!” Goblins would then pour into the tunnels beneath Kal’Arakh, caving them in, causing the city to shake and rumble. Smoke would continue to rise from the city, but no help would arrive. The city had fallen, the riches had been plundered. The once magnificent city of Yolwin was all but a pile of ash, and rubble. Kal’Arakh falls circa (6/28/17)

United Trade Federation Welcome to the United Trade Federation, We have, and sell anything your heart could desire, for a price. At the United trade Federation we only believe in the highest quality products, we do not cut corners when it comes to our wares. Our company is expanding throughout all of Axios rapidly. With the grand opening of our headquarters, and our multitude of storefronts throughout Axios, the Grand Trade Federation has a place for you! If you are in need of supplies of any sort, we have it, and if we don’t have it, we’ll find a way to get it. The United Trade Federation offers jobs for all races, who can work in a multitude of different roles in our company, such as stall manager, farmer/miner etc. Our company is run by a board that holds meetings weekly to decide on our company's future. If you require an appointment to speak with one of board members, feel free to visit our Headquarters in the orc capital of San Torr or send a bird to Peaceton(Shuggie_), Rubn’tug nub(GortofGumpus), Garrond Frostbeard(Garrond). We offer specialty weapons and armor for those willing to pay, if you wish to buy some, ask the manager that owns your local United Trade Federation store. If you wish to apply for a job in our company, feel free to send in an application (Trade Prince Lord Glub, master of sales and good vibes) Application: Mc Name: Rp name: Job you would like: Professions:

Grumbis receives the essay and looks up to his fellow frostbeard and nods "Very good, a grand essay"