RAGUK TROUBLE: REBELLION!

[PraiseTheLord 868]

 

 

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"KOD OB KLAN RAGUK, KUB OB GOKLUD, RIGHTFUL WAGH'GOFF OF DA VANGUARD, AFFEARD BY HIS NAME."

 

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As the hour grew late, a mass grouping of Red Uruks walked up the mountain, onto a scheduled meeting held by Wargoth Hazurk’Raguk. Sitting upon the crimson throne, his steely glare darted from member to member, from grunt to elder. “Mi uzurped Boneuk’Raguk agh klaimed MI Wargothdom.” He paused for a moment to survey the expressions which were laid on the Raguks’ faces, most being of surprise, though some riddled with glee. “Diz am nub zome ‘petty’ change.” He continued, “Diz will bring a new era to Raguk; MI, Hazurk ZKAH’n RAGUK, will enzure our name will nebb’ur be dizrezpekt’d again, wi will konstrukt a NEW Zan’Lyubzha, a hozher agh bigger fort, Wi will churn agh propel diz nation forward!

 

It was then when a mighty horn was sounded, it echoing upwards towards the red uruks, their eyes turning towards the Door. Chants of all sorts were heard; then the door broke down and all hell broke loose. Goblins with a red tinge to their skin and well armored stormed into the Palace room, wielding weapons and armed with bombs. One goblin, in particular, had a mighty bow in his hands; That of Mar’zuuk, it’s previous owner Kharak’Raguk ‘The World Destroyer’. “"KOD OB KLAN RAGUK, KUB OB GOKLUD, RIGHTFUL WAGH'GOFF OF DA VANGUARD, AFFEARD BY HIS NAME." Was shouted by his lackeys, and then they propelled bombs forward. “Young ****! Lat hab azh elven week to hand over Wargothdom.” Kod’Raguk warned, in an attempt to intimidate the Rightful RAGUKS. Though this attempt failed, taking up arms, they charged forward; smoke flowing from the grenades and fogging the room. Torokk’Raguk and Bashkuga’Raguk on one side, Hazurk’Raguk and Durburz’Raguk on the other, they launched their assault.

 

Spears were thrown, shouts were heard, but in the end, a victor was proclaimed; Wargoth Hazurk’Raguk and his valiant comrades. Kod’Raguk’s lithe shape disappearing into the distance, vowing to return. Though the remaining Raguks did not rejoice, for they had a trial coming, It was obvious this Kod’Raguk had influence within the Desert, likely having a fort and many, many followers... “Mi nebbah heard ub a Kod’Raguk.” Torokk grunted, looking around. “Nub worry, komrade, wi will konstrukt our own fort, find dah rezidenze ub deze kuntz, agh flat them.” And that, was what they intended to do.

 

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[Kvasir 1121]

1 hour ago, Honor said:

 

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Says Talar

[Travista 1361]

Schreck, if present, would probably say something akin to, "preyze Laklul."

[Chorale__ 2147]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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