Kadraz bin Hassan al Ironguti

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Kadraz Pasha's great refugee boat

 

From the vast expanses of the blue sea surrounding Axios, a smell of spices and grilled lamb meat wafts to the cities of Jornheim and Kal'Omith. In the distance blue waves lap against the black wood of a large cog with an especially C U R V E D bow. It bears no flags but rather displays the black standard of the one and only God, Yemekarallah. Its sails are multicolored: orange, red, white, purple, and the rest of the DUNAMIS PRIDE colors in a pattern reminiscent of a rainbow. Upon it, only one figure can be seen: an especially plump dwarf, his turban as tall and tout as Kjell's nether-member itself, a great peacock feather adorning its front.

 

Pasha Admiral Captain Kadraz bin Hassan al Ironguti

 

The exquisite boat makes landfall at the docks of Kal'Omith, but immediately its captain feels something wrong. He takes a great large and big SNIFF of the situation, his eyes squinting and his smile as wide as that of the savoyardly sun bending downward into a great large curved frown much in the fashion of a very curved frown indicating great and big disappointment.  "Subhanyemekarrallah where is the smell of Kebab gone?" he asks, smelling no such grilled exquisite delicacy in the air. "Kal'Omith was most FAMOUS city on Tahn for Kebab oy vey!" he says angrily with anger and ire. "Obviously this city is not for me."

 

 Famous Kebab of Kal'Omith (now extinct) originally made by the great Alchemist Kadraz bin Hassan al Ironguti famed for his grilled meats

 

But all hope was NOT lost. Suddenly from the far mountains the smell of goat and that animal's soft bleating at being handled by its tender mountain dwarf shepherd wafted to the great large mustached nose of Kadraz bin Hassan al Ironguti. And where is goat, there is good kebab and great fun. Kadraz laughed and slapped his jiggly belly which jiggled up and down much like a fat man's jiggly belly which jiggles when slapped. "HAHAHAHA" he laughed quite loudly, the mountains shaking and snow tumbling down from their sides as if almost laughing along. "I will go to this new place of kebab and sample the local goods," decided the old wise dwarf of Qalasheen faith. 

 

 

A handsome goat, perfect specimen to love and eat

 

And so Kadraz bin Hassan al Ironguti, former Emir of the Emirate of Yurgan, made his great trek through the mountains to search for the perfect spiced and grilled lamb meat to satisfy his delicate tastes. 

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