Wonk Item Listing

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Wonk Items

 

Please find below the item listing for the wonk tribe, detailing the items they offer. This information is considered general knowledge for those who have visited the wonk village. Speak to the wonk chieftain to exchange tokens for items.

 

Currency:

Wonk Token [Wooden Button]: A poorly-crafted fungiwood token. It is coated with fungiwood resin. An image of a wonk, looking triumphant, has been carved into the token.

 

Common Items (2 Wonk Tokens Required):

Pudge Tato [Poisonous Potato]:  This is a ripe harcad potato. Unprocessed, it is mildly poisonous to most races, inducing vomiting, except wonks and orcs. It tastes bitter and feels mushy. It can be mashed and fermented to form a weakly alcoholic ale, which loses the toxic properties.

Fallingwood Helm [Iron Helm]: This is a finely-crafted fallingwood helm. It is encrusted with amber opal and aventurine, and menaces with spikes of tetrahedrite. It is decorated with cave lobster shell and crayfish shell. It is adorned with fungiwood fiber rings, which have been dyed green using green slime dye.

Glorping Slime [Slimeball]: This is a ball of slime wrapped in a fungiwood fiber bag. It tastes bitter and putrid, and smells of fat. It is highly adhesive, and bouncy.

Fallingwood Boots [Iron Boots]: These are finely-crafted fallingwood boots. They are encrusted with amber opal and aventurine, and menace with spikes of tetrahedrite. They are decorated with cave lobster shell and crayfish shell. They are adorned with fungiwood fiber rings, which have been dyed green using green slime dye.

Fallingwood Sword [Iron Sword]: This is a finely-crafted fallingwood sword. It is encrusted with amber opal and aventurine, and menaces with spikes of tetrahedrite. It is decorated with cave lobster shell and crayfish shell. It is adorned with fungiwood fiber rings, which have been dyed green using green slime dye.

Ponderlot [Sugarcane]: This is an eel scale bag, containing powdered ponderlot petals. It smells sweet and clawing, and tastes like pomegranate. It may be inhaled, smoked, or eaten, to produce psychotropic effects. These manifest as visual and auditory hallucinations, hypersensitivity, and a sense of ‘oneness’ or ego-death. It is commonly used in druidic circles to bring one closer to nature. Its effects last for two Krug’s hours.

Bugpuff Red [Rose Red]: This is an eel scale bag, containing powdered bugpuff hyphae. It smells pungent, and tastes bitter and meaty. It may be smoked or vaporized to produce psychotropic effects. These manifest as laziness, increased appetite, relaxation, and sleepiness. It can be used to aid in Farseer spirit-walking, and is often used as an offering to the spirits. Its effects last for two Krug’s  hours.

Potion of Worm’s Delight [Potion]: This is a stone leaf vial, containing potion of worm’s delight. It smells of jungle soil and decomposing vegetables, and tastes powerfully bitter and earthy. Whoever drinks this potion will attract worms to themselves within one-hundred meters, for one hour.

Tonic of the Lizard [Potion]: This is a stormstone jar, containing tonic of the lizard. It smells pungent and earthy. It is viscous. Whoever applies this tonic topically to their skin loses their ability to regulate their own body temperature and will automatically hibernate in cold environments, for twenty-four hours.

Fungiwood Idol [Armor Stand]: This is a superiorly-crafted fungiwood idol. It is encrusted with aventurine and fortification agate, and encircled with bands of fungiwood and swamp weed. It is adorned with rings of swamp weed. It is decorated with cave lobster shell, eel bones, and cave spider silk.

Blemfort Mushroom [Brown Mushroom]: This is a blemfort mushroom. It smells of spice, and tastes earthy and hot. It is usually fried or baked as a side, or an extract produced from it to add to meats or stews.

 

Rare Items (4 Wonk Tokens Required):

Brokenblend [Purple Dye]: This is an eel scale bag, containing powdered bugpuff hyphae, powdered ponderlot petals, bog decoction, and cave lobster blood. It smells sweet and savory, and tastes like rotten meat. It may be smoked to produce psychotropic effects. These manifest as hallucinations, relaxation, hypersensitivity, and reduced libido. It is commonly used to spirit-walk, and as an offering to nature spirits. Its effects last for four Krug’s hours.

Fallingwood Leggings [Iron Leggings]: These are finely-crafted fallingwood leggings. They are encrusted with amber opal and aventurine, and menace with spikes of tetrahedrite. They are decorated with cave lobster shell and crayfish shell. They are adorned with fungiwood fiber rings, which have been dyed green using green slime dye.

Fallingwood Chestplate [Iron Chestplate]: This is a finely-crafted fallingwood chestplate. It is encrusted with amber opal and aventurine, and menaces with spikes of tetrahedrite. It is decorated with cave lobster shell and crayfish shell. It is adorned with fungiwood fiber rings, which have been dyed green using green slime dye.

 

Ultra Items (10 Wonk Tokens Required) [OFFERING CANCELLED]:

Icon of Truth [Emerald]: This is a masterfully-crafted tetrahedrite emerald. It feels warm to the touch. It emits a soft green glow. This artifact can be given to the mani of the wonks in exchange for an answer to any question the bearer asks.

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