Pinochet 356 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Krug & Co MISSION STATEMENT: Krug & Co is a company originally founded on the premise of ‘no man besides me and my FRIENDS deserve the sweet taste of FREEDOM’. This premise, though seemingly conservative and unjust to many, is actually a progressive ideology that has allowed Krug & Co to become the most successful business since the great cons of the Ysraelite bureaucrats. Though some may say ‘Hey! Slavery is unjust!’ Krug & Co says NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR mind is clouded, CLOUDED you see, in delusion, delUSION!!! by the fake Sanoist media which plagues the expansive realm of Atlas and corrupts the minds of those intelligent enough to direct their gaze upon THE very missives which carry the falsified claims of the crooked and VILE elven media. SAD! Krug & Co dismisses these conservative and just plain deceitful views that the biased elven media seeks to spread so valiantly by selling the very writers of these UNCREDIBLE papers into slavery themselves! WE, KRUG & CO™ bring a PROGRESSIVE AND very Cool light with a touch of epic style unto the slaving business, and with that LIGHT, comes PROSPERITY for ALL, AND...KRUG & CO™ ? PROCESSION OF POWER WITHIN KRUG & CO™: WARBOSS Nagg’Raguk EPIK-MAZTUR Konk’Raguk, Hisashi COMPANY ZKIENTIZT Doktur Chopz ZUPER EPIK AFFILIATEZ The entirety of Nottingham ? MOUR EPIK GRUNTZ UB KRUG & KO Krognak’Raguk, Konk II’Raguk, Honkers McClown LEZZ EPIK GRUNT UB KRUG & KO Urk’Urk REALLI NUB EPIK AT AHLL ZLAYVEZ FUR ZAYLE John Elf, John Dwarf, John Retard, Johnny Idiot, Timmy ‘Fat Noob’ Imbecile Produced by SimplyEpic Inc.™ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno_Ougi 1454 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Hanasun signs this with his EPIC RIGHT HAND, although probably not even supposed to, due to his background as PERSON WHO MAKES SLAVE AUCTION POSTS. Good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaqss 29 Share Posted June 21, 2018 A big nosed man individual would sputter out the words "Nice" whilst giving up a thumbs up with both hands! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinochet 356 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Blaqss said: A big nosed man individual would sputter out the words "Nice" whilst giving up a thumbs up with both hands! "yub yub" nagg remarks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortchangehero 4217 Share Posted June 21, 2018 A single tear of happiness rolls down Groka's cheek. "Diz gud." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinochet 356 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, The Combatant said: A single tear of happiness rolls down Groka's cheek. "Diz gud." "yub yub" nagg remarks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinochet 356 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 "BUMP POZT BUMP POZT" NAGG SCREAMS "wELCOME @Zhulik" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno_Ougi 1454 Share Posted July 4, 2018 "We cut down trees now" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3662 Share Posted July 4, 2018 "very EPIC" says FALK FATPOCKETS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinochet 356 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 minute ago, grubgoth_wud said: "very EPIC" says FALK FATPOCKETS yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunaZaldrizoti 8037 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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