A spy's work

[Hearth 1082]

[ ! ] This paper would've been recovered from a supposed spy for the bigguns

14th of the Grand Harvest, 1676 : Dr's log,       Hearth-J-Underson

 

This is an urgent call to those associated with, or neighboring the halfling village of Dunshire, it has came to my attention that the seemingly 'Cute' or 'Harmless' inhabitants of this village are not what they claim to be... 

[ ! ]  The following lines would be scribbled below, as if the writer was in a rush...

'Sister, the rocket is ready, the weapon is ready to launch, all we need now is pumpkin fuel, then we can begin our assault on the big ones'

'Fill the machine with bees, have our Druidic members make them fly up our puny enemies noses,' 'Hah! I like the way you think!'

The conversation above took place between three of the malevolent members of this cult-like farmer's village,

One who I had met just the other day, stating how her mother was killed by a "Big 'un", stabbed straight through the skull, without a single hint of emotion, most likely hungry for revenge... and possibly blood. The other speaker seemingly the leader of this occult, in-which the mentally broken one was reporting her preparations to.

THIS IS AN URGENT WARNING TO ALL THOSE WHO WISH TO ATTEND THEIR SUPPOSED 'FESTIVAL' YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES ARE BEING THREATENED AND WILL BE KILLED IF YOU DARE TO STEP -FOOT IN DUNSHIRE, THIS IS HEARTH JAMES UNDERSON, SIGNING OUT, PREPARE FOR THE HALFLING APOCALYPSE, LOCK YOUR DOORS, SEAL YOUR WINDOWS AND STOCK UP ON FOOD TO LAST YOU FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS. THIS IS WAR.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Spoiler

 

Daisy Applefoot looks into the Dunshire Dungeons, beholding Hearth James Underson captured within

 

"Weh 'ave you now..." She'd chuckle the evil laugh of evil halfling-ness

 

 

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Harold Applefoot whistled merrily as he hobbled through Dunshire acting as if he did not know of any rocket plans to any Bigg'uns who questioned him.
 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] The notes have been burned! It is now metagaming to use this post as in game information, seeing as there are no longer any notes to be recovered from Hearth James Underson's experience in Dunshire.

 

However, Hearth James Underson still remembers everything and can potentially be bribed into spilling the beans!

 

 

[Ixli 1472]

3 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

[!] The notes have been burned! It is now metagaming to use this post as in game information, seeing as there are no longer any notes to be recovered from Hearth James Underson's experience in Dunshire.

 

However, Hearth James Underson still remembers everything and can potentially be bribed into spilling the beans!

 

 

 

((Realistically this is pointless as everyone can just say they read it before you said this.))

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

5 hours ago, Ixli said:

 

((Realistically this is pointless as everyone can just say they read it before you said this.))

((Realistically this whole RP post is invalid since Hearth James Underson was never able to leave Dunshire with the notes anyways))

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Ernie presses down on the secret switch hidden on the handle of his shovel as he passes a biggun walking through Dunshire. A tiny pellet full of poison is fired out of the shovel's shaft, and hits the biggun in the leg, knocking him unconscious.

 

The biggun later developed a fever, and despite the best efforts of Dunshire villagers he sadly passed away that night.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.