BenevolentManacles 2232 Share Posted May 15, 2019 An Ode to Godfrey, Oh Godfrey, how I imagine the agony you must feel when you bring yourself close to a thought. Perhaps you think, sometimes, of the smooth crotch between your legs, and the shame. Your shameful cocklessness and virulent moronic excuse for politic. Oh, Godfrey, how I love you, for without you I would not laugh every night at the thought of you put to trial for sheep and goat ******* that is no doubt characteristic of your Pertanaxi lineage; else how could you grow to be so inept at rule that your entire vassalage swears to a man none of them knew less than a year ago? I hope my dear father doth spare you the pain of death, so that I may feather you and keep you as a pet with but stumps for arms and legs. You whoreson, you sodomite in the skin of a ripe fruit that gushes when poked. I relish the look in your dull, dumb eyes as your tiny excuse for a kingdom crumbles. I cackle knowing all those surround you pretend you are a wise leader so as not to throw you into a tantrum of disabled proportions. I cackle louder knowing those who are found innocent enough to live will forget you entirely as you rot in the ground or, as aforementioned, in a tiny wooden pen in my room. Oh Godfrey, how your forefathers who were cruel must be so ashamed their progeny is capable of cruelty only in ways that disseminate your idiocy. Augustus must turn in his grave, for if he knew you he would have surely killed you in the crib in hopes that such a creature would never touch the throne, let alone the name 'Horen'. Again, my comrades and I, we sing songs. They are of your ***** mother, who must've tried to kill you with her drinking, but to her surprise produced only a headless chicken that fails to understand it is already dead. God bless you, Godfrey, for without you I would never have **** myself in laughter. Love, John d’Arkent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDPR 014 48 Share Posted May 15, 2019 A man uses this Fire to cook his dinner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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osumanduas 1442 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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