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Doc Uradir's Miracle Elixr!

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Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following:

  • Rheumatism

  • Lumbago

  • Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain

  • Headaches

  • Neuralgia

  • Earache

  • Toothaches

  • Backaches

  • Swellings

  • Sprains

  • Sore Chest

  • Throat Swelling

  • Contracted Chords

  • Contracted Muscles

  • Anxiety

  • Ravaged Nerves

  • Stiff Joints

  • Wrenches

  • Dislocations

  • Cuts

  • Bruises

  • Malaria

 

 

Doctor Uradir has been forumalting expensive yet effective tonics for all your diseases and ailments since 1720. Growing up from humble beginnings, he has lived on a farm using a variety of plants to heal people and rejuvenate their youthful vigor!  These tonics have finally been perfected with this newest version, Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Miracle Tonic. Using all the advances he has made in the past, all wrapped into one, exotic yet incredible elixr. Prices are 125 minas for a full bottle, offering 20 doses. This tonic is patented, along with all of it’s ingredients. 

 

Ingredients include: 

Bonset

Blissfoil

Gislocinovi

Gijaklul

Bladderwort

Alchohol

Serpent Stalk

Betiet

 

 

 

 

 

Doc Uradir’s Tonic may not work for you. It is most effective with broken bones, stopping bleeding, and pain. Refunds are not available, and any concerns must not be directed to Doc Uradir himself.

 

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