The Golem Disturbance

[UmbreScye 535]

The Golem Disturbance
3rd of The Grand Harvest, 1732
 

[!] The letter would come with an artist rendition of the destruction of the tavern, as well as the seal of the Visaj Family. Copies would be found not only in the tavern, but all over the state. 

 

“To all the citizens of the Silver State,

 

    Lately the Silver State of Haelun’or has been occupied by a multitude of golems and their newly designated ‘thill Impera. Personally I have never had problems with such presence, until this very day. With such strong beings to help protect the people, they have unfortunately made their presence into a danger that must be addressed. Twice, have golems caused an unruly and unjustified disturbance concocted by their own complex protocols. The first instance was of a golem that was ordered to ‘jokingly’ feast upon the footwear of a ‘thill guest within the tavern. This light joke would be laughable if conducted in a humorous fashion, but it turned out to be a horrific discovery. The golem was willing to ruthlessly attempt to injure the ‘thill for a shoe. This simple order, puts the citizenry at risk. Another instance, where a golem attempted to injure a Sillumir out of wishing to ‘display the power difference’ between the two. This same golem had allowed in an unauthorized individual into the state, without properly searching the guest. Not only did it cause complete destruction of the tavern, but it had also seemed to think that it was completely justified. This attack, could have resulted in the death of our very own Sillumir.
    
    I must not forget the good they have done for the state regardless of these disruptions. After all, one of our very own golems runs a very well reputed smith. Some of the actions they cause, are also the faults of their own Impera. I urge them, as I keep them anonymous, to better train their golems to keep the citizenry safe. With this letter, I will also instate a new protocol for the tavern:

 

Golems are now banned from the tavern if not accompanied by an Impera. The Impera will be asked to pay a fine and any repair costs if the Golem causes the destruction and/or death of a ‘thill. 

 

    The White Stag tavern proposes a safe, and relaxing environment for all its guests. It will not tolerate any more disruptions done within its walls. I hope the Silver State will understand, and enforce a new safety protocol for these constructs. Ahernan for your understanding.

 

Sincerely,
Uppori Visaj.”
 

[Knox 1029]

“GOOD RIDDANCE!” exclaims #066.

[JokerLow 1317]

“Da bad golems ‘re da ones elgus made, t’ey were never meant tu even create golems.” Hekkaes would chuckle “Dunnae blame dat impera, blame da creator!”

[puffables 1129]

“Thank goodness!” a relieved ‘thill would exclaim, glad to be able to drink their afternoon tea in peace.

[GDPR 014 48]

A golemancer scratches his head.

"Silly creators make such useful things do stupid things. Unfortunate."

[Vermy 1484]

Sulraell scoffs ”It i-is merely t-the fault of t-the impera..”