DNN #15

[gandalfo 1452]

 

Edition #15

 

Dwedmas Celebrations Underway!

Dwedsmas celebrations have kicked off in the Under-Realms of Urguan. The Ruined Runesmith recently put up their Dwedmas Anvil. Tavern owner, Darek Irongrinder, had the honor of leading the celebration this year. The Dwedsmas Anvil that was decorated in the Ruined Runesmith was kindly donated by DwedCorp who stressed the importance of dwedmar celebrating the prestigious holiday and to have holiday spirit!

 

Local Dwedmar Sing Dwedsmas Classics

(Tharggus was absent when the DNN reporter was drawing the picture.)

While drinking in the Ruined Runesmith, a group of local dwedmar sung Dwedsmas songs in an attempt to get the holiday spirit going in the Under-Realms of Urguan. Tharggus and Atandt Irongrinder started singing classic Dwedsmas songs such as ‘Oh Dwedsmas Anvil’. They were soon joined by Darek and Mafraedon Irongrinder plus Jorvin Starbreaker. Surrounding dwedmar stated that they were pleased by the songs and became filled with holiday spirit.

 

The Lyrics for ‘Oh Dwedsmas Anvil’

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O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Boi how thy iron glistens!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil
Boi how thy iron glistens!

 

Not only in the forges!

But even in the deep halls thy prime!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Boi how thy iron glistens!

 

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

 

O’ Dwedsmas!

 

Lord Chancellor Declares Celebration

Lord Chancellor Jorvin Starbreaker has declared a celebration in preparation for the upcoming holidays of Paragon Kjell’s Day and Dwedsmas. Both holidays are a unique occasion for the dwedmar as they gather around and actually hand out gifts to each other. The Lord Chancellor decreed from his office that the citizens of the Under-Realms should decorate their houses and businesses to help celebrate the holidays.

 

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Darek Irongrinder Approves this message

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Mafraedon Irongrinder approves this message

[SoulReapingWolf 2281]

 Ordar Irongrinder approves this message and is able to afford Dwedcare thanks to the Dwedmas bonification all DwedCorp employees get.

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The Emperor reads this foreign paper with his morning coffee, quite pleased to see the Dwarves warm and happy in this chilly time.

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Dhaen Grandaxe is thankful to work for a company that understands the meaning of Dwedsmas