[Clan Shrogo] A Story

[Dragonslayerelf 654]

The Story of Glofgrot the Greedy

Znitgit’Shrogo, adorned with a ceremonial robe donned during the Urguan-Krugmar War.

Znitgit sat in the main plaza of Krugmar, a new Shrogo and a potential convert before him, after having showed the devastating power of the UV Rays of Aztran on his skin and the “curse” of the Shrogos. He then began to speak in a theatrical fashion, his hands flashing up and his voice raising as he spoke. The story was something like this...

“Long ago, there was a goblin king who was wealthy with all the loot and gubbins he’d nicked from the pinkies on Shroglund. One time, though, the goblin king got too greedy, started to worship what you know as Glutroz, and wore gold skah, gold skah everywhere. He was so golden, the goblins couldn’t see him because of the reflections of the gold.

He had these gits follow him around with a lightningbug in a jar, so that he could always be shiny. But Aztran, or what we call the Evil Sun, got jealous, and instead of just killing the goblin king, he cursed all of his people forever.

He said, “YOU LIKE BEING SHINY SO MUCH, YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME SHINE AGAIN, AND IF YOU DO, I’LL BURN THE SKAH OUT OF YOU!” and so, the Shrogos fled to the caves to look for shelter.

However night came, and that very same night, Luara chose a warrior named Mushob, and said, “Kill the gobbo king, replace the gobbo king, and you’ll prosper and see visions from me in the night.” And so, Mushob took his silver dagger and beat the living heck out of him until he was dead. Then, we were blessed with visions from the Mad Caps, and they grew aplenty in our caves, and we walked in the night naked with glee, because we weren’t being burned by the sun.

And Mushob was the git that said “Skah Aztran, we’ll just wear robes intead and enjoy the day covered up!” And so, we became what we are, and we worship Luara just as we curse Aztran.

When he had finished, he answered any questions he was asked and then returned to his cave, plotting and scheming to be rid of the accursed Evil Sun.