Crier for Hire! (Flier)

[Publius 4098]

[!] As disappointment subsides due to the lack of comics in your news handbill, you manage to find a fun employment advertisement! [!]

Spoiler

 

 

Crier for Hire!

Professional crier for hire and I ain’t no lier here selling sales services for you wherever and whenever to whomever! My truth enhancement and enlargement enterprise will soon have everyone from the slickest to the sickest yammering for hours about your products!

 

Have a song and dance that needs performed? Lucky for you, I sing and dance too! Now go get your bird to follow the flock headed for West Sedan lands pronto before someone else makes me, Nieky van Blaricum, an offer I can’t refuse!

 

DISCLAIMER

Good Shout ltd. takes no responsibility in diminishing quality of life due to increased product demands and production. Deaths related to excessive success and accompanying partying constitute, at best, manslaughter, which we will still deny responsibility for.

[argonian 14254]

Conrad adds the flier to the pyre to fuel his fire. 

[cruzazul 2815]

Armande would wonder if Nieky had the ire to join his choir, or if his vocals just didn’t have the fire to go any higher.