Ambertoe Bank

[Gnomistry 1115]

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A M B E R T O E  

B A N K

Ambertoe Family Bank and Trust Company, 

sole bank subsidiary of the Gnomish Bank Cooperative

 

 

 

The Ambertoe Family Bank and Trust is a foundational institution within Haenseni Gnomish culture which is now, through the proliferation of our family members in the broader Human realms, to be an institution afar. We pride ourselves in our ability to provide security and growth for the financial treasures of our members. Knowing all too well that the stagnant nature of our monastic competitor accounts offer little prospect for the alleviation of poverty, no investments into present creative endeavors in business, as well as a complete absence of plans for the passing on of generational wealth - the Ambertoe Bank exists to fill these gaps and provide a bridge from a burgeoning modern era in government into the realm of finance as well.

 

Services

 

Loans

 

Business Loans

Receive the long-term financing you deserve to purchase property, increase production, or enlist help through contracting more employees. Standard business loans up to 5,000 mina are available to those eager to expand their endeavors with a 16% Familial Commission in addition to the principle being repaid after an agreed upon term. *see statement on usury 

 

Personal Loans

Whether your desire is to expand your personal inventory or make rent payments, the Ambertoe Bank is always present during times of need. Candidates for loans will be held to a standard of possessing a residence within Brandybrook, Johnstown, Reza, or Helena as well as being a baptised regular attendant** of a Canonist Church as a preference of the institution.  A 38% Familial Commission in addition to the principle being repaid after an agreed upon term will be in effect. *see statement on usury 

 

Cone-Hats

 

At the height of fashion within the Hanseni-Gnomish community, pointed or lop cone-hats are available to be loaned out at the discretion of staff members. Hats are loaned for a Familial Commission of one rabbit. It is understood that these caps are to be treated with the utmost care with damages to these accessories being compensated with an investors fine of 20 score berries. 

 

Available Colors:

Magenta

Cardinal Red

Violet

Myrtle Green

 

Certificate of Deposit

 

Monetary

 

For those who desire to help others in their ability to receive support from the Ambertoe Bank, shorter term certificate accounts are available with risk-free***  high interest returns. One to Ten Year certificate accounts allow for members to deposit their financials treasures within the Ambertoe Vault for a term while they receive a fixed dividend return on their deposit compounded per annum.

 

Certificate Term in Saint’s Weeks	% Interest on Principal Deposit
1	12.5%
2-9	17.5%
10	25%

 

Verdure

 

For those wishing to deal in and receive compensation in toothsome vegetation as opposed to the aforementioned monetary option, deposits can also be made and collected upon in varied fruits, vegetables, and fungi.

 

Acceptable Commodities:

Beet

Berry

Carrot

Melon

Mushroom

Potatoe

Pumpkin

Wheat

 

Dividend Policy on Verdure Deposits

 

The standard wealthful dividend paid per annum is determined by the species of commodity deposited. For allotments that are of one species, i.e. carrots only, dividends will be paid with paralleled percentages in the specific species, i.e. carrots. However, for allotments of two or more species deposited within the Ambertoe Bank, all dividends will be paid in Pumpkins with respect to the weight of the overall principal deposit.

 

Savings Account

 

Those with diligence and prudence with coin are rewarded at the Ambertoe Bank with access to interest bearing savings accounts compounded per annum. Standard savings accounts provide members with a 10%  dividend. Mushroom Savings accounts also available, inquire in branch.

 

Branch Locations

 

7 Creek Crossing, Brandybrook

1 Grump Den, Johnstown

Coming Soon - Helena

 

 

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*Usury and usurious behavior in relation to lending financial treasures is condemned by the pious Ambertoe Family. Familial Commissions charged in addition to the repayment of principal loan amounts are the compensation for the servile livelihood Ambertoe members take in an effort to promote causes such as the alleviation of poverty among members, growth of members’ ability to benefit the world-over through their funded-contributions, and are always indiscriminate and flat. 

**Regular-attendants are determined holistically by Bank staff through a series of questions to members.

*** All deposits within the Ambertoe Vault are secured up until 20,000 mina, the principal investment through which the Bank is founded.