Wanted: Elf Ears

[Urahra 5777]

WANTED: ELF EARS

 

Hello, everyone!

 

My name is Tanith Vursur.

 

I know this is a strange request, but I'm seeking a pair of elf ears. The ears must come from a recently-deceased elf with a light-colored skintone. The paler, the better. Female ears are preferable, but male ears are acceptable too. I won't accept ears from unwilling donors, nor living donors. They must come from a deceased elf who consented to give up his or her body parts prior to death. 

 

Centuries ago, I carved off the pointed tips of my ears. For many years now, I've been searching for a way to restore them to their original state. I found a doctor willing to graft the tips back onto my ears. However, to successfully complete the surgery, I need a donor. The donated ears must be pale in complexion so we can color-match them to my skintone during surgery.

 

If you have a dying or recently deceased elven relative, please let me know. Thank you! 

 

 

 

Signed,

 

 

[drowknows 696]

Pelagius reads the missive, newly cut elf ears in hand..

 

[Sorcerio 4712]

A young boy stares at the missive and makes up his mind to grant the ears as requested!

[Lhindir_ 3691]

8 minutes ago, Sorcerio said:

A young boy stares at the missive and makes up his mind to grant the ears as requested!

Ostromir smacks his son.

[Sorcerio 4712]

Just now, Lhindir_ said:

Ostromir smacks his son.

The young boy rubbed his reddened cheek with a frown.

[Hanrahan 2983]

Edward Napier recalls the "Shearing Act" which makes it an illegal offense to clip the ears of an elf....