DNN #24: Dwedsmas Special

[gandalfo 1452]

Edition #24: Dwedsmas Special

 

How to Properly Celebrate Dwedsmas!

 

Dwedsmas Anvil

Dwedsmas Trees? Dwedsmas Stockings? No, Simply no. The correct way to properly decorate and to receive your gifts from Jesus Silverbeard, is to put up your Dwedsmas Anvil! The Dwedsmas Anvil can be put up in any location in your home or clan hall, it does not matter, as long as the flame is lit on your anvil Jesus Silverbeard will deliver your gifts. Local dwarven traditions say it is necessary to kiss your Dwedsmas Anvil in order to properly bless it. 

 

Dwedsmas Apparel

Onto your Dwedsmas apparel, there is no set in stone holiday apparel. However, for the past several Dwedsmas’, many Dwedmar have been seen both wearing a custom made Dwedsmas sweater. It is said that four Dwedsmas’ ago, Pargaon Hogarth Irongut was wearing his Dwedsmas sweater when a rock fell from the ceiling onto him and he was only saved because of his Dwedsmas sweater. Since that point, most dwedmar chose to wear that as their primary holiday clothing. Additionally, some Dwedmar choose to wear a red and white Dwedsmas hat to honor the upcoming Pargaon Kjellos Day.

 

Dwedsmas Meal

Common mistakes that Dwedmar makes on Dwedsmas is the meal. The largest mistake that they make is going out and getting some kind of boar or cow in order to serve a nice Dwedsmas meal. However, Jesus Silverbeard decreed on the first Dwedsmas that the traditional Dwedsmas meal is to find and kill some random stranger's pet, as that is the tastiest meat a person can find. Common pets that people make on Dwedsmas is a nice Elven parrot and or dolphin. 

 

Dwedsmas Songs

The DNN has chosen to include some Dwedsmas songs, these are obviously not all of the Dwedsmas songs that exist, however this is meant to simply spread some of the classics.

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O’ Dwedsmas Anvil: 

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Boi how thy iron glistens!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Boi how thy iron glistens!

 

Not only in the forges!

But even in the deep halls thy prime!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Boi how thy iron glistens!

 

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

O’ Dwedsmas Anvil, O’ Dwedsmas Anvil

Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

 

O’ Dwedsmas!

 

Zahrer Got Ran Over by an Dragon:

 

 

Zahrer got ran over by a dragon

 

Walking home from our hold Dwedsmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Kjellos

But as for me and Darek we believe

He’d been drinking too much dwedsnog

And we begged him not to go

But he forgot his medication

And he staggered out the door into the snow

When we found him Dwesmas morning

At the scene of the attack

He had dragon claws in his forehead

And incriminating Kjellos marks on his back

 

Zahrer got run over by a dragon

 

Walking home from our hold Dwedsmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Kjellos

But as for me and Darek we believe

Sponsors:

Sponsored by The Tinker-Beard Company! Your Best Source of Dwedsmas Gifts & Accessories! Find us in the DwedCorp Mini-Mall along with Kazrin's Konstructs and other wonderful companies!

 

Sponsored by Clan Irongrinder! Clan Irongrinder is currently recruiting new dwedmar into the clan, please seek out Darek Irongrinder 

 

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Darek smiles reading the new Dwedsmas Special by the Dwedsmas Anvil

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