SELM & ASSOCIATES

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Selm & Associates

"Know your rights."

 

The Law Offices of Selm & Associates at 2 Adria Street.

 

Has the Crown filed a subpoena against you? Perhaps your neighbor caught you with his wife, or you slipped and a knife stuck in someone’s throat? Whatever the issue, whatever the case, Selm & Associates are experts in all forms of law. From contracts, to custody, we are the foremost law firm in the Empire, and will take any case.

 

Why choose Selm & Associates over our competitors? Simple. Edward Selm is the grandson of the first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, John d’Arkent, and from a young age Mister Selm has been a devout studier of Imperial jurisprudence. With many trials under his belt, he has at best won every case, and at worse reduced or absolved their sentences.

 

What about price? Well, for such expert service, we’ve decided to offer some basic legal packages with excellent prices for even the most basic layman.

 

Contracts - 80 Minas

Need a contract written? Not sure if the agreements you’re drafting are legally sound in a court of law? Selm & Associates will draft you a contract that is legally foolproof.

 

Criminal & Civil Cases - 100 - 200 Minas

For almost all criminal and civil cases, Selm & Associates will pursue the most effective legal route to success as directed by the client. For legal assistance and an affidavit, only a hundred minas. If the case goes to trial, that’ll make it an extra hundred.

 

Retainer - 30 Minas a week.

Want insurance against legal liability? Hire Selm & Associates as your personal solicitors, who will make sure every legal issue you come up against is handled to its absolute utmost. This includes drafting contracts, affidavits, and going to trial.

 

Prices are subject to change.

 

Don’t have the money right now? Not to worry, we’re happy to set up a payment plan to help you out of a bind. Nobody should be in prison because they didn’t have the help they needed, and we truly believe that.

 

Please contact us for assistance, our addresses listed below.

 

Owner, 

Edward Selm ((KP#3486))

 

Solicitors

Anthony d’Arkent ((yoppl the tarcher#5195))

Valentino Gradic ((Zed#4474))

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[thesmellypocket 1859]

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[TheNunnery 1853]

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[sergisala 3451]

"Law firms...A clever idea to make money nowadays, honestly" Ensign Halcourt would mutter as he read the announcement "Perhaps I should also become a Solicitor to win some minas" he'd say before returning to The Bastion to order the storage room of the Imperial State Army.