Year 2A27 Council of Commoners

[Shorsand 2006]

CITY OF SAINT LUCIEN

COUNCIL OF COMMONERS of YEAR 2A27

 

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On this meeting of the Council of Commoners, the those present bore witness to the following:

 

 

- A City Watch captain candidate will be brought into the City for dinner as a test of fitness of character for the task.

 

- A monument is being built atop the Monte Lvcien. Drafts of this monument are to be given to the Burgomaster or Interrex for review.

 

- An issue of tax dispute was settled with the Church and City. Henceforth, all properties within the City owned by members of the Priory will be priced at half-taxation.

 

-LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISPOSE OF DEFECATION OR CORPSES WITHIN THE WATERWAYS OF THE CITY. ALL BUSINESS OF THE SORT SHALL HENCEFORTH BE CONDUCTED AT THE PUBLIC DEFECATION SUITE TO BE INSTALLED IN OR NEAR THE NAPERLY DISTRICT AND CONNECTED TO ITS WATERWAYS.

 

-LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO FREE THE CHICKEN IN THE CAGE. DOING SO WILL RENDER THE OFFENDER LIABLE FOR 100 MINAS, OF WHICH THEY MUST BET ON BINGO.

UPON LOSING, THEY WILL RENDER THE MONEY TO THE STATE. UPON WINNING, THEY WILL BE ALLOWED TO KEEP THEIR MONEY.

 

 

 

Penned, Q.C. Brae,

Burgomaster

[colovian fur 8360]

Gib stared upon the missive. He squinted his eyes before opening them very wide.

 

3 hours ago, Shorsand said:

- An issue of tax dispute was settled with the Church and City. Henceforth, all properties within the City owned by members of the Priory will be priced at half-taxation.

 

 

With that, he ran off to purchase as many rosaries from the Lector owned Cracker Barrel: Misinterpreting the meaning of this entirely.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Father Paco celebrates another victory towards the end of taxation for the lower class, and enjoys his half off taxation for Abbey owned businesses.

 

"Open borders, free healthcare y no mas taxation," Paco smiled later that day while day-dreaming, trapped outside the gates of Yong Ping.