DERFEY SUMMONS

[Rig 17580]

Spoiler

 

 

THE RITUAL OF EXALTED DERFEY

 

“It is within the Tomb of the Unknown Fleeper that their souls reside. Those many men lost to time, like fine granules of grain whittled down from the most powerful of rocks; the loose sedimentary, invertebrate backbone of a fallen Empire. Derfey giveth, Derfey taketh, so the adage goes.” 

 

Robert Rozencrantz Derfey, Apostle of Paul Derfey

 

Ritual

 

To break the mystical bonds of Derfey, it is mandated that an apostle do the following. Draw a circle in lime, salt, and garlic. Place the severed mandible of Exalted Derfey in the center to act as a catalyst. Provide the Thumb of Peter, accursed as it be, ever-tapping as it was in life. At one click of the thumb per second, drum the thumb against the mandible up and down until a sheen of powerful, godly light emerges from the bone. It shall shimmy forth and summon the glory of Derfey, calling upon a civil servant to assist in times of woe, times of immense need. 

 

So sayeth Derfey, the first Exalted Derfey, and not the last.