A MESSAGE FROM YOUR GUARDIAN

[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

A MESSAGE FROM YOUR GUARDIAN

[!] A missive is pinned up on the Honeyhill noticeboard regarding the local Sherrif elections

"Lo' Citizens of Honeyhill! I come forth with information regarding the Sherrif Elections, and my place in it- namely, my attendance to the pre-election speeches. Unfortunately, I find myself unable to attend this, as the shire itself has called my name to ensure its defence once more. I have been informed that a pack of wretched dark-spawn have set their ungodly eyes upon our peaceful village,  and have devoted myself to deter them with tooth and nail. 

However, this development shall prohibit my attendance in the Electorial debate and therefore I impart the responsibility to speak in my stead upon Thain Lily Peregrin.

I trust her like no other, as one of my loyal voters (and now, campaign leader), to convey the message I sought to carry with me as I run for this noble position.

Forget not! For a safe and prosperous Honeyhill, Vote Hob the Beast Slayer!"

 

Signed.

Guardian of the Shire, Hob the Beast Slayer

 

Head of Campaign, Thain Lily Peregrin

 

 

 

 

 

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“Elec’ions? Oi though’ weh were s’ill ah dic’a’orship. T’a more yew know oi suppose” states Mimosa Applefoot after a long day harvesting pumpkins on top of her burrow.