We're Dwarfs Too!!

[Saviordude 133]

*You see a note tacked on the notice board written in green ink. Curious, you lean in to get a closer look.*

Alright, I 'ave a question for all of ya. What is with all the hate towards Forest dwarfs? Now, I know that there is the whole "not livin' underground thing", but that is just pebbles in the shoe! When it comes down to the important things, we are as dwarfy as ya can get! We enjoy drinkin', fightin', smokin', women, feastin', and MORE drinkin'! Also, why pay inflated prices fer wood from tha elves when ye can use us to get it for free?

What I'm tryin' to say 'ere is that ye need to stop discriminating against us. Mebbe even get a forest dwarf on council!

Yours in Drinkin',

Saviticus Treebeard

[BlueBeard 27]

I totally agree, all dwarves should respect each other like how there would like to be treated.

[sandonthefloor 2]

Elf

[Petyr 485]

Ye should settle it with a drinking competition.

[Saviordude 133]

Aye, you an' me ((Sandonthefloor)), a drinkin' contest at the Maidens Head. Whoever wins is right. Or are yeh a coward?

[Broski 54]

I be hearing a challenge

(( make this an event, the more events, the funner ))

[Saviordude 133]

((I will, don't worry.))

[Saviordude 133]

((Someone needs to come up with rules though.))

[Smith Runevill 5]

Ale is in a chest, 5 pigmen between you and chest, all pigmen must be killed before you can drink the ale,

This is repeated until the winner gets drunk...hic

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

WHere do we get the pigmen?

[sandonthefloor 2]

((Health regenerates, so I can sit here for 5 hours and keep drinking with no problem :/ ))

[Flynn 31]

Forget about the pigmen. Put me in between em. That will be a real challenge.

[Broski 54]

(( keep just a fight, while your totally drunk, in the arena with your fists ))

[Boomack21 124]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.