The Valdev Shuffle

[Aidoro 464]

Ruslan Ludovar performing the Valdev Shuffle c. 131

 

We are here in downtown Valdev, where everyone is excited about the new song that's sweeping the nation, it’s called the Valdev Shuffle!

 

The Valdev Shuffle

 

New city, time for a dance

Valdev Shuffle, Valdev Shuffle (x2)

♛Bow, bow, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng ♛

(We got a brand new realm!)

♛Bow, bow to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng (x3) ♛

 

Valdev’s best bard,

These lyrics go hard.

Tryna down some carrion black,

All these fine maidens are throwin it back.

I just let the blessings flow from my soul,

♝Praisin St. Karl, that is the goal ♝

We stay reppin in the duma,

Adrian females be smellin like tuna.

 

Brand new dance, it’s called the Valdev Shuffle

It don’t matter if you’re young or you’re old, here we go
 

Chorus (x2)

We gon show you how it go:

To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right

To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left

Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick

Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself

Aye let me see vy do the Valdev

Bow, bow, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng (x8)

 

Now you see what I’m talkin about,

As a nation we are most devout-

Every battle shall end in a rout,

Our people’s strength never in doubt.

 

Bow, bow, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng, to vyr Koeng (x8)

The Valdev Shuffle, here we go!

 

Chorus x2

 

We got a brand new dance,

We got a brand new sound,

We got a brand new feel,

We got a brand new realm!

 

The painting would depict several Haenseti citizens participating in the Valdev Shuffle

 

Spoiler

This obviously is a post, that whilst is in roleplay, is very much meant for fun- nothing more. One of my favorite memories is Haense is how the Brotherhood of St. Karl would, during rallies, have many players do the cupid shuffle all at once, so I thought it would be fun to turn it into a song that could be sung irply. If I placed the post in the wrong place just lmk