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Three orckiesh showed up. Dey looks like real shwell fellash, ya know? real firsty lookn too. So I saysh to em, I saysh "hey orckiesh. You guysh no where I can gets shum alesh?" den dem orciesh started shout'n, real loud like. Hurt my noggin' real good that it did. Dey broughts me along on da road, shayin' sumthink abouts n' arena. Dem orckiesh jush didn't knows you had to have shum alesh afore you could have a bar fight. Silly orckiesh. But they putsh me in da pit, right? nice plash, that it ish, but der aint no alesh there...

So dish red orcy cumsh up ta me n' punshhesh me right inna face! We jush met 'n now we're fightin' inna hole in da grounn! Wifout anny alesh too! Poor orckiesh, I tink theys jush wannted shum ale. Mebbeh if we took shum ales to dem dey wunnt be sho mad alla time...

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((It's called an arena noob, I'm a dwarf, and I knew that))

(((( I hope you understand that I'm role playing a nigh perpetual drunk character. Doesn't quite understand the situation at times, figured he was just going to have some ales with the orcies.

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((It's called an arena noob, I'm a dwarf, and I knew that))

(( Lol, FAIL at calling someone else a noob))

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I remember this I was the one that threw you in the arena but I dint fight cause I wanted some ale so I went to my inn drank 5 mugs then came back to fight but I saw that you be flat already so me go back ta drink more

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Watch ye back mate. If ye would like te get together 'untime to have a drink t'at be fine by me! Me be payin' as well!

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