A WARNING TO VANDALS

[Zaerie 3747]

– A WARNING TO VANDALS –

 

Issued and averred by

Her Serene Highness

PRINCESS CATHERINE, 

in the year of our Lord 1947

PETRA IS A CANONIST NATION.

 

There has recently been an unfortunate string of vandalisms against the Church within Vallagne. Twice now, a criminal has smeared paint across Saint Edmond’s Abbey, covering statues, pews, the floor and even the walls. Both times, it has been cleaned up and mended. The second time it was found by the young Princess personally, who knelt on the wet floors and aided in the cleanup herself.

 

With this most recent act, the Crown Princess issues a warning:

 

For every act of vandalism against Canonism, 

A new shrine shall be erected within the Commonwealth.

Until our borders are guarded by the Blessed, 

Our streets are lined with the Saints, 

And the Venerated watch the walls of Vallagne.

 

Any that witness these acts of vandalism are urged to come forward, and the vandal themself is urged to surrender themselves unto the Crown or the Holy Mother Church.

 

Two new shrines are already in the works in response to the first of these two vile acts.

Her Serene Highness, Princess Catherine of the Petra, Archduchess of Vallagne and the Protector of Dogs

[Liam5232 450]

Liam cannot read... but if he could, he would take it as a challenge. 

[Jameson_h 393]

The Bishop quirks a brow slightly and chuckles fondly at the zealous young princesses efforts

[tilly 5115]

"She's so woke," said the Crown Princess's grandma.

[marikandaperc 1818]

"Perhaps this wouldn't be a problem, if only Petra kicked out those nasty mages." declared Angelica, who is not quite like other mages.