Black Lung is Patriotic

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MAYORAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Black Lung is Patriotic

 

Issued and averred by

The Mayor

SIR AIMO OF ASTOR

BY THE WORD OF MAYOR SIR AIMO “THE ECCENTRIC, Tongue Taker” OF ASTOR,

We find ourselves in a fierce struggle from which we need to emerge victorious from. Men, women, sons, and daughters of Petra we must come together in order to secure this war’s victory for our people. That requires one major thing, coal. Our Artillery although unmatched in the Siege of Breakwater requires ammunition, and such requires coal. Therefore I see it necessary to mandate the burning of wood and charcoal instead of coal for every day heating of homes and cooking. Until further notice, not a single piece of coal is to be burnt when charcoal or wood may take its place. 

 

Furthermore Black Lung Disease is to be declared a patriotic disease, one which shows the fervor and love for one’s homeland. To risk one’s own pain and health for the Commonwealth is a great sacrifice and one which will not go underappreciated.

PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE,

Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric, Tongue Taker” of Astor, Knight Commander of the Petrine Laurel

 

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Monika von Augusten, Aimo's squire, spends her time in Petra's mines, very proud to have Black Lung for Petra!

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20 minutes ago, ColdestPepsi said:

Until further notice, not a single piece of coal is to be burnt when charcoal or wood may take its place. 

“T‘ae big folk governmen’s are forcin’ people ter use Renewables? T’is is ‘orrible. Us coal-minin’ fossil fuel folks should form some sort o’ poli’ical lobby ter pu’ an end ter t’ese foul regula’ions!” Says a patriotic fossil fuel using freedom loving halfling, Mimosa Applefoot