gandalfo 1414 Share Posted April 2 (edited) Edition #35 Alaric Grimgold, Saltiest and DNN™’s Year 174 Most Hated Dwarf Award Winner, Cries After Being Publically Exposed! To our cherished readers of the DNN, It is said that Alaric Grimgold’s tears flood the streets of the capital. If you wish to get some souvenir tears, today is your best opportunity! In classic Alaric Grimgold fashion, he wishes to fabricate fictiousios claims against other Dwarven clans in order to try and uphold their masculinity. This brings no shock, Alaric Grimgold has always been the number one dwarf against public news, wishing to privatize it in order to suppress information such as his greatest embarrassments. Alaric Grimgold has tried finding some way to prove that he is respected in Urguan after being forced out of every position within the government, time and time again. DNN suggests you run for King a fifth time, maybe this time, Alaric, you will win more than two votes! World’s Longest and Best Running News Source, DNN Executives Edited April 2 by gandalfo 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1503 Share Posted April 2 "Ah love teh news" Darid Irongrinder said, reading his copy of DNN #35 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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