NORTHERN SALT MINING ENTERPRISE

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What we DO!

 

It has always been our dream to provide the people of Aevos with that extra bit of bittersweet taste. Whether it is to preserve their meat, to clear their throat or to add that bit of seasoning to turn your meal into the deliciously dining experience that it is! We’ve got you covered! It is our passion and priority to provide the best salt on the market. We have perfected our extraction, our supplementation and our mining techniques to provide the supreme quality of salt that our customers deserve. Therefore we announce the founding of the Northern Salt Mining Enterprise. A bold step forward filled with vigor!

 

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Located in the bountiful reserves of Northern Aevos, our salt mine provides us with the purest of Salt for everyone to enjoy! We take pride in providing our customers with only the best salt on the market. Our salt is extracted by our finest and most diligent miners who care deeply for your satisfaction. Then, the salt is chipped away and brought to our regulators, who determine the best quality of our extraction. The salt will then be sent to our STALLS as we develop our industry and expand our reach across the island.

 

Types of Salt We Sell

 

	Table Salt   The Perfect addition to your scrumptious meal! Pure salt for you and your family to enjoy. ZERO additives present within our salt. Nothing but pure 100% BITTER SALT for our customers!
	Bath Salts   Add this to your bathing and you’ll be amazed how good you smell! You will be the cleanest fellow in town and earn the envy of your friends. You will forever enjoy comfortable bathing and soft skin.
	Preservative Salt   You can trust us to keep your meat preserved and fresh with the salt in our arsenal. Rotten meat and spoiled food will become a thing of the past with our effective preservatives

 

MEET THE OWNER: Chairman Georgie!

 

Interviewer: “Thank you for having us, Georgie. What was your main reason behind initiating this enterprise?”   Georgie: “The Salt market within Aevos is very underwhelming in its current state. This needs to change. Salt is so important in our lives that it is appalling that there are so few options. My father always taught me the importance of a good work ethic and a care for your customer. I seek to provide our faithful customers with not just good salt, not just great salt, but THE best Salt that can grace the tastebuds of the people of Aevos. GOD willing, I shall succeed, and thus I founded the Northern Salt Mining Enterprise.”

 

Edited July 2, 2024 by Epicethan4

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"tssk, extract your salt from elf tears like the rest of us" Brother Ninnias says, sprinkling elf tear salt on his steak

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Derek Saltmen was a few months before his time.... Godspeed, should you need the salt recipes I have and all the salt research I did my dms are always open.