ROYAL WHETESPORE WEEDDING

[Cepheid 4304]

Spoiler

 

ROYAL WHETESPORE WEEDDING

circa. 20th of Horen’s Calling, 1986

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During the night in the CITE OF WHETESPORE, a gaggle of children and adults alike gathered to witness the marriage of FRANCIS LEOPOLD ALSTION-ENSWERP and MAUDE ELIZABETH MONTALT. Francis proposed in Maude’s new shop Sweets & Stories with half a cookie. They promised to be BESTIES FOREVER with their union in friendship.

 

An Oyashi man conducted the ceremony for the gathering, their promise to always be the best of friends made under GOD and SWEETS. The following is a recount directly from the source regarding what tragedy had struck after.

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HELLO WHETESPORE-

 

Tonight, Franks got BOGGED. Parvi threw him into the bog for getting married to Maudie. They nearly dRowneed. Johnie Lawereencee and Parvi sentenced Franks for tomfoolery and schenanniegeens. Maudie took her revenge by hitting Parvi with a baguette. This was almost WAR with the ADOULTS. BEWARE OF PARVI AND JOHNIE- THEY CANNOT END THE BESTIES CLUB.  (Princess Cece is included in Besties Club.)

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SIGNED;

QUEEN OF AHUHN, Little Fish, Bestie to Cece and Frunk

KING OF AHUHN, Foul Frank, Best Fainter in the Realm

 

The above was transcribed mostly by the children’s governesses with some aid from the youths.

[Chorale__ 2147]

Frances of Enswerp, the King of Ahuhn placed his signature on the missive and would smile upon it as he sat in his chambers at Cliffhaven Hall, dunking his favorite brand of chocolate chip cookie into a glass of warm milk provided to him for performing well in his lessons with his Governess. To his new bestie and Queen, he proclaimed with a fist in the air,
"We rule with an iron fist!" as he placed a paper crown on his big head.

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

Bon'Ox finds this endearing - finally a missive that doesn't make him want to tear the little hair he has, out.

[TaytoTot 1587]

Cynemaer shakes his head as he reads the missive. "My brother is so silly."