ERM.. WHAT THE GRIMDUGAN? [MAGNATE OOPSIES]

[siglms_ 932]

ERM.. WHAT THE GRIMDUGAN?

 

Hail to the working dwed of the GRAND KINGDOM.

 

I made a mistake! Due to my limited knowledge of taxation, I decreed that a ONE-HUNDRED MINAE YEARLY TAX would be imposed on the new GRAND GUILDS of the GRAND KINGDOM. 

 

That’s too much! How can newer GRAND GUILDS prosper when not given a chance?!

 

THUS, I declare that the taxation was an “OOPSIE” and I revoke the previous decree’s taxation. I’ll let Bostone handle the taxation stuff, as I'm ignorant to its inner-workings.

 

I’ll also make another missive detailing the differences between ROYAL and COMMON GRAND GUILDS.

 

Stay tuned!

 

NARVAK OZ URGUAN,

GUTTRIK “MONEYBAGS” STARBREAKER

BARIMMAR MAGNATE.

[JudgeTrudy 610]

Hearing of this news in Hefrumm, a young Half-Dwed would throw their head back in laughter. After a moment of reveling with neighbors, they'd wipe a tear from their eye and look back to the note with a smile. "Good lad, ownin' up to a mistake. Ah think this moight be the first toime Ah've seen 'oopsie' in an official document, though!" they'd cry before returning to another spat of giggling.