Know My Name. Your Loyalty.

[Turbo_Dog 3581]

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You know me. But if you don’t, my name is Spuds, I want to be your next Dunwen Sheriff, and this is my campaign

 

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Heed my call Dunwen, I, Spuds want to protect you within the realm of the law. I won’t make any high promises or worthless statements like giving everyone a ham sandwich and kiss on the forehead, no, that’s not why I’m writing this. I want to say it here and now that I will improve upon the shire’s already built system as it has proven to work well within the culture and beliefs of the wee folk here. I won’t try and “fix” anything that isn’t broken, only make it all the better to live under. So vote Spuds for Sheriff.

 

KNOW MY NAME (It is Spuds)

 

[DrFong 227]

Will you investigate whoever murdered my goat?

[riorr 1970]

“Callin’ a hammeh sandwich worthless,” Tsk, ”I’s PRICELESS , clearleh dis Spuds fella ‘as nevah known REAL struggle.” Declared Spuds political opponent in the hottening election for Sheriff, Capt’n Took. “E’s not for the common folk loike us!” She proclaimed to a crowd of onlooking halfling farmhands. “When t’ere’s a plague, ‘n t’e crops dry out ‘n yer left wit’ naught ter eat, Spuds doesn’t know t’e IMPORTANCE of a ham sammeh. LET T’AT SINK IN!”