Appointment of Inquisition. 2010

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THE PRINCIPATE OF IVORIA

 

 

Published by His Grace, Atticus Keen, Princeps of Ivoria

Issued on the 15th of Tobias’s Bounty in the Year of our Lord 2010.

 

 

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The Princeps of Ivoria officializes the appointment of one Lady Saffron Atwell to serve as the Grand Inquisitor under the Ivori Ministry of Internal Affairs and Bureaucracy. She shall be charged with maintaining law and order within Ivoria and providing trials to those that abuse the common good. Her rulings and those under her office shall act in accordance with all secular matters in tandem with the Church of GOD. 

 

Her position shall remain until death, abdication, or removal from her sacred station.

 

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IN NOMINE DEI, 

His Grace, Atticus Keen, Princeps of Ivoria, Count of Carolustadt, Baron of Ames and Kensford, Knight of Ivor, Protector of the Ivöri people, Steward of Mount Vindicta, Seneschal of the Black Mountains

 

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To Lady Saffron Atwell,

 

I am your most ardent admirer. Your eyes are scorpions that bud from the earth, pricking at sandfarer toes. Your aroma, a romantic, flitted sheep on a long iron stake (kebab). I would then use the white, kempt wool of the sheep to make you a cushion so that you could rest.

 

Please contact me on the below address if you accept my passionate, heart-felt words,

 

ADDRESS: 1st, the Zu, Glimmering Tree Hotspot, House of Life. [Image attached to help support you in your journey].

 

With love,

 

MALIK THE FREAK, KING OF THE ZU.