+To King & Nobles & Commoners+

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

 

[A missive has been put up here and there - in Taverns, Notice boards & Keeps of Nobles]

+To King & Nobles & Commoners+
A Jester Seeking Court

Penned by Gazak Da Glob
||  E.S. 568 || S.A 219 || 

Salutations!

Koeng, Koenas. Prinzen, Prinzenas. Herzen, Herzenas. Margravir; Margraviras. Komit, Komitas. Vikomit, Vikomitas. Bossir, Bossiras & Kossar, Kossaras.
 

The Dual Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska is a magnificent nation. From its Capital & Culture & Language - to its valiant Knights, Stewards & Clergy. All coming together into a rich history & importance within Aveos & lands before. Built by your forefathers to last & YOU, who carry its torch into tomorrow with hard work & perseverance.

One would expect the people & nobles of the nation to be happy. To be fulfilled in life through hard work that bears fruit.

 

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Y E T! As I walk through the streets of Neu Valdev, all I see are grim, joyless faces.

The Nobles complain about the gruelling paper work.
The Commoners complain about lack of progress in Dumas.

Young Maiden’s hearts ache as their betrothed march on towards a new Patrols.
Young Knights & Squires walk around in dirty uniforms.

Everyone speaks in quiet murmurs in town.
And even drunkards don’t sing & dance, but brood & mope!

For a long time I pondered, why was it so?
Why is a nation as G R A N D as Hanseti-Ruska as joyful as Numendillian when you call them a wannabe Twiggie or Petraionian when you tell them Prince Paul has declared himself King ?
This is where I discovered - a vital part of the Kingdom is missing. A COURT JESTER!
 

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T H U S!
I, Gazak Da Glob offer my services as its  COURT JESTER!

With my service, to the KINGDOM & its PEOPLE i offer:
- Entertainment to Common Folk within the tavern & streets of Neu Valdev.
- Entertainment for the Royalty & Nobility within Courts, Dumas & writing.
- Poems & musings of the current Happenings both HOME & AWAY.
- F R E E advice to the Royalty, Nobles & Commoners alike - often disguised as satire & poems to ease the punch of T R U T H!
- A middle-man between the Kingdom’s many subjects to air their grievances to their Lords, Ladies, Sirs, Dames & so on without the fear of being beheaded.
- Cartwheels

In return I ask:
- A poor imitation of the K I N G’s scepter.
- Access to Duma & Councils
- No punishment for anything I might say or write. Even if it’s not funny.

Few notable accomplishments:
- Service within Heartlands, Petran & Numedinian military.
- Exposer of plots & up-rooter of Corruption by The Aaunish Princes, Chancellor Rosius & Jean Cardinal Saint-Godwin
- Saviour of Princess Lôminzil of Numendil
- Participationer in the Fall of Xan war.
- Fluent in: New-Marian, Common, Blah & some Elvish
- 8 time participator of Elections within multiple governments
- Made a Warlock kick it’s own Imps & run away in fear
- Can beat anyone with a soul - from the best Knight to the worst Darkspawn

 

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Do send me a letter!

Gazak Da Glob
Poet of Goblins, Satitietieur of not-Goblins, Troubadour of times-gone-past, Liver of 60+ years,
No-Nose-Haver of Carrots, Wearer of his Father's Hat, Jingleler of Bells,
Cartwheeling Menece, Mispeller of the Centuri, Devourerer of Hot Chocolate, Haver of Non-Bornwith-Arms,
Escaper of many Darkspawn, Singer of Xan Praises before-he-died,
Haver-of-many-pointless-made-up-titles.

 

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Edited February 5, 2025 by MrMojoMordor

[JoshBright 3014]

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