To King Jorn

[_RoyalCrafter_ 5285]

 

An act of Mercy

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♰

 

To King Jorn of Haezeni-Ruska

 

 

[Transcribed Text]

You are soely respnsible for the sufferig inflicted upon my estat and the theft of my belovbd horse BOBO, if it were not for this stupit cruel wor I would have it all.

 

Please roll over and die so I can get my things back

 

Tihmir Ivanovics ♰

 

[!] Added here is a statement written in ink, and not crayons. “It has come to our attention that the men of Ivanovich cannot read, but he has tried his best.” - Tiberias van Aert.

[North 995]

"wy would he rite such a thing?..." says Istvan, Tihomir's older and even more illiterate brother.

[Tornaedo 1249]

"I cannot read. What is written?!" he'd be looking around helplessly as he stares at his family members to only recognize none can read properly.

[TwistChunky 321]

The only word Olenya can make out is Tihomir's name. She wishes she knew how to read. "Hoze drawing is gud." She nods, seemingly content with her brother's artistry. 

Edited March 19, 2025 by TwistChunky

[myochii 899]

Isabel vas Ruthern diligently studies the missive, touched by such an unfortunate circumstance befalling Tihomir and his horse. She soon finds herself putting up posters around Haense in Tihomir's iconic art-style. 


 

[Koodini 854]

"My GOD, they lobotomized him! Saints above!" Lamented Tihomir's gay lover.

[Yeetboy0206 1574]

Estevot sees this while shopping for a saddle in Haense. He proceeds to laugh for the next 4 hours before getting a hold of himself and heading home.

[Dramatude 861]

Elia Ivanovich sat on the sofa of their manor, wounded leg lofted on Tihomir’s lap as she read over the missive. An amused smile spread on her lips as she looked over to see Tihomir reading a LARGE TOME titled ‘Advanced Philosophy of War and Peace.’

 

”Ea pray to Godan our children are as witty,” she chuckles.