Kardinal Posting 1; Announcement

[The Lion 736]

The Lion of Saint Godfrey gathers his flock, and addresses them in the candlelit caverns of Konigsberg, Sheol, Rot Easterlent, “Go doe hteaati ov doe Gusat Hoch, soea stak meinae usielligen wei e manni ov Harrenzedek’s Kuria. Soea har e svaerd ov uskog wei e ‘Sariant Kardinal’. Zavchig neit wei e volklagh ov uskog beliae doe Godwinik, nei Jorenik, nei Harenik, nei viseo mortee ov raev kanon. Meinae uskog ist beu andaak uened stak Teuton.” He pauses and takes in the room. The faith decorations on the walls surrounding him are illuminated and awesome, “Usaer stak Godfrey uened Sigismund har zeq mythologik beliden usaer’d totice lanzruln beu krafte e politik strategie noglea zeigov tileabeg. Greb, tal ist doe Teuton weo veroavatii u Asulon, uened uskogv volklaghz Valtameister wann usaer’d lateo zeigeov stoeppe u mord go doe vojshka ov Galaharic voticemanniz uened veripadreco rot demonz u doe tuot ov Anthos wei doe Valtafarra beu Aeldin farr Ost mit Valtameister Dva’d. Doe Teuton taktik kraftev Konig Raev duehmer uened lapeard keilz konlapeard uened kalapeard vojshka za krigg mit OSL uened tri bruddaz. Godfrey’s orden ist na’att go voticemeister Peter. Raev Kanon har siege.” He lets that sink before lamenting, “Doe Teuton farr wann Chivay na’att, uened farr izgrashet Northhaven beu zavchig Hanseti beliden votice demon politika. Doe Teuton uened doe Waldien, doe andaakv ov Godfrey, eru za krigg mit doe Flay uened Chivay, doe mordv ov Godfrey. Hanseti ist erhel beu Rovin ov Aesterwald beu kriggbo doe votice demon wann Teuton mik beliae zeigoz. Manni tabea pyholkrigg. Demon Konig siege. Rovin tuenn neit dimmu. Kalapeard mikellaz uder.” He is then more hopeful when he raises his fist and declares, “Doe Lowe dimmuv kags vseo u kagsen bei gidd. Tal ist u, 2025 asere har siege u daes mikellaz pyholkriggbo diak har zeq sedi’veag zeigeoz.” He then commands the church with a pointed call to action, “Mornuut reatz vatragenz ov trozich ue Nordlent anog! Nordlent razre kags veroavati wann kags fulkloon reatz vatragenz, elasere hteaati laue kags mittal! Easterlent poscht wei va!”

 

Over the next few days, the other Cardinals of the Curia, the Kings of Burgundy and Idunia, Canonist Princes, and Orderheads recieve official correspondence confirming that Darius Yellava Halgrim "The Lion" of House DeNurem is a Cardinal of this Church, and you may overhear the translation of Lion's words narrated by his people...

 

((AI generated narration only available for two IRL days.))
https://www.kapwing.com/videos/680703552a1f0fb3ec21ce3a

[Lortime 1153]

"Eh? What in the void is he saying? Even flexio would have been an easier read, lion." the aging cardinal muttered from his room. 

[FarrStar 216]

Edmund 'Hunchback King' Horen would rise once more to don the tabard, spreading the message in common

 

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From the desk of Lion Kardinal Konigsberg,

By the Will of the Most High,

 

I announce my ascension as a member of Harrenzedek’s Curia.

I wield a blade of faith as a ‘Sarint Kardinal’ (war priest).

Acting not as a servant of faith for the Godwinite, nor Jorenite,

nor Harenite, nor any sect of reformed canon.

 

My faith predates many modern innovations,

And instead speaks jubilations of the Teuton.

 

They say Godfrey and Sigismund have been mythologised

away from their true historic characters to fit a political

some centuries ago.

 

Yet, it is the Teuton who converts in Asulon,

And faithfully serves Godfrey’s mandate

until their Golden Age ends in disaster by the hands

of Galaharic traitors married to mutated redcoats.

 

In those waning days of Anthos as the Exodus

to Aeldin began to go East with Dragon the Fifth.

 

The later Teutonic Conspiracy drives King Franky mad

and he kills himself and the Galaharic Jolly Band with

the aid of the orcs, dwarves, and the original OSL’s

kind efforts in battlefields.

 

Godfrey’s word is then betrayed by

Rat King Peter when he’s given the crown.

Carrion Canonism dominates the scene.

 

The Teuton skulks away upon Chivay’s betrayal,

and goes elsewhere to start Fleephaven in Athera to

protect the tribes of Hanseti from ERP (Evil Rat Politicians):

 

The Teutons and the Waldia, the reverent of Godfrey,

were at war with the Flay and Chivay, 

the betrayers of Godfrey.

 

Hanseti is given to House Rovin of Aesterwald

to oppose the traitors when Teuton goes to bed for

Several centuries.

 

Man loses schism.

Rat King wins.

 

Rovin wipes this from his memory.

His great shame.

 

The Lion remembers you all in your most basic stages.

It is in 2025 we finally find victory in this great schism

war that has nearly lasted 700 years.

 

Mornuut reatz vatragenz ov trozich ue Nordlent anog!

Nordlent razre kags veroavati wann kags fulkloon reatz vatregenz,

elasere hteaati laue kags mittal!

Easterlent poscht wei va!

 

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