MAGIC COMMISSION OF 2025

[confusedjester 811]

Elsii'mah read the missive then. "Aw SHUCKS, there go my WORLD-DOMINATION with EVIL VOIDSTALKING AND DEMONIC MAGIC plans.." She snapped her fingers and slapped her knee, having zero clue what she had just said herself. The completely-mundane elf huffed aloud- then a, "Eheh." As she sauntered to the Holy See to be a bother for her own amusement.

[Mescaffier 6197]

11 hours ago, Onnensr said:

These are not rigid bullet-points to peer one’s eyes over and shout “Aha! Those Canonists have forgotten the esoteric art of Shit-mancy, now I am relieved to poop-bend to my heart’s content!” But rather a tree to identify quickly which magics are classified as which, chiefly for the conduct of both those who must register themselves

 

Helena of Portoregne heaved a great sigh as she read over the flier, squinting behind her to Ledicort as they rode back from their most recent and most evil scheme. ⛱️

"I'm the world's greatest shitmancer, you know. I'm tier five in poopbending. My skill is unmatched. This is unfair targeting and harassment."

 @cadazio

[nepir 472]

*Reading over the contents of the missive he look to his pet, having barely teached it not to eat mail.* "Want one last piece of mail boy?" *With a wagging tail the gleaming teath in its maw shreded it.*

[Tael 216]

The old magus "Tomes" sat among several missives, his smoking pipe hanging loosely from his lips as he flicked through the pages of the Magic Commission. He furrowed his brow - though a short smile crept across his now wisened features.
 

"Only in the annals of divine comedy could a church light the pyres of ignorance, only to later scribble out scripture on tolerance. Their council swings between zealotry and wisdom like a pendulum cursed to strike brilliance only by accident."
 

With a puff of smoke, he tucked the Magic Commission away, letting it vanish somewhere unseen, and resumed leafing through other missives - each carefully collected by his ever-dutiful axolotl doll.