Stinkhad Stonehammer Hostage demands...

[Kardika 1057]

 

Stinkhad Stonehammer Hostage demands…

 

 

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From the ‘grand’ dwarven city of Urguan we plucked a short fool by the name of Stinthad Stonehammer. To the ‘grand’ king of Urguan or any who wish to barter for his swift release within the next two saint’s hours we demand the following… A large trunk of leather (double chesty) half a small trunk of feather (half a chest). And finally… 18 bundles (stacks) of iron ingots. Should NONE of these demands be met, the dwarf will be impaled, and his body presented in front of our mighty fortress like the rest. Come forth to the rock if thou wish’th to pay the ransom for the safe return of this Stinthad.

A depiction of the hostage below
 

 

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Signed,

The Salvo Revolutionary Guard

 

[Kardika 1057]

THE MISSIVE IS RETRACTED... (as the salvon government did not realize the dwarves were all on EU timezones)

[Two2the 365]

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Two2the
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[Denmat0407 166]

15 hours ago, Kardika said:

THE MISSIVE IS RETRACTED... (as the salvon government did not realize the dwarves were all on EU timezones)

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yeah even if, he ain't worth that much, the man makes a new dwed every month, but i ain't saying that IRP