Zebanamana 410 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Well this is awkward. . . My parents are still alive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenTheGreat 286 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Two bolts of lightining killed my orc parents, my mothers corpse acting as a shield from the flames protecting me outside of one of the old towns of Oren until humans found them and took me in. Oh, Those were your parents? I thought i was helping one of the new applicants with their Application, They could say a Undead Orc killed their parents, and make it that much more original. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin 697 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I kill parents for a living.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Evaglno 202 Share Posted October 28, 2011 In response to you, blind seer. My parents weren't killed by orcs, I just lost them, and was raised by dwarves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar 39 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Well I don't know the state my mom and dad are and the person I considered a father figure up and vanished Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero 347 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I was conceived by two spirits... I HAVE NO PARENTS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Lud 1260 Share Posted October 28, 2011 In da old day, when da land were young and full of parent and weak enemy, der were a loose band of uruk headhunter run by a brute named Scara. From each enemy household da uruk raided, dey wud save one child and force da youth to watch as da rest of da family were violently slaughtered, burned and beheaded. Den dey wud release dis child into da wild, sometime barefoot, sometime wearing the dead father's bloody boots, maybe a ear necklace, sometimes dey would even bind da child's hands to da head of him dead mother, make dem carry it wit dem, looking into da lidless eyeballs as dey run away into da night. Da tinking behind dis were dat da child would grow to become a strong warrior wit thick skin, full of vengeful rage, and when met again on da battlefield, would put up honorable fight. Years of raiding prove dat dis were not da case. Survivors only growed up to be broken weakling dat scream "You killed my father" den quickly die face-down in sand wit wooden sword trembling in small, uncalloused hand wit bit finger nail. Da custom still be practice by some uruk out der, but not as much as in da old day. Der also be a problem wit da enemy statistics, as parent pay tax to king and children dat survive and run off into wilderness don't. Derfore, only death toll dat really matter to most king is dat of da dead taxpayer and so it make it seem dat parent be getting killed more den der children. Most of da enemy have too many children working da farm fields anyway. Hard to keep track if one or two disappear in night and get eated wit special blend of herbs and spices. Hur hur. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldrim 1422 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I don't even know if my parents are alive. That is even worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadenIsCool 6 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Im really sorry. I had no idea how mainstream it was when I did it. It was insane. I thought I was SOOOO original, being the rich kid who broke out of prison wrongly accused of the murder, but I looked at the apps and I literally shat bricks. Im really pissed now. I want to be the last person looking for parent killing revenge. I want the GMs and FMs to pass a law about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soldrin Woodaxe 38 Author Share Posted October 31, 2011 Im really sorry. I had no idea how mainstream it was when I did it. It was insane. I thought I was SOOOO original, being the rich kid who broke out of prison wrongly accused of the murder, but I looked at the apps and I literally shat bricks. Im really pissed now. I want to be the last person looking for parent killing revenge. I want the GMs and FMs to pass a law about that. To be honest, I want that too. At least limit the apps about that. I just posted this thread to have a laugh or two. Now it's pushing a deeper subject, unoriginal RP. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phibbup 286 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Mine, being 68, have been dead for QUITE some time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raid 38 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'm not sure of what happened to my mother, I set out to find her. I never really knew my father, until I stabbed him in the heart with my sword on my venture to find my mother... ((This was before I was Undead and when I was an Orc, so technically, an Orc killed my father and possibly my mother. :D)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archmage_Cataris 622 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Cataris parents. Father died in a rebellion. Mother died of age and sickness. Haelen Parents. Both died naturely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted October 31, 2011 The spoiler in my sig says it all..... Meh getz da shiniez fo' every umies 'ead I bring back ta Krugmar! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Undercroft 129 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I'm an Amnesiac. I thought I was different, I wasnt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.thumb.jpeg.7a2a5c6fda5bc3b4e960a8645bb0ab98.jpeg)
.thumb.gif.5a805d258de5309474a27096e6dd35c0.gif)
.thumb.png.4e5370fc69f142d96a905e477cd5dd97.png)
.thumb.gif.f363e1e24ec35c023d600bb13f6d2f03.gif)
.thumb.gif.c4804540109a430a35eb0021ce7df945.gif)
Recommended Posts